Behold the beauty that is my NEW Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200… shoots Nerf balls at 70 miles per hour!!!
12:25pm – The glory that is my new Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200 arrives at work.
12:30pm – After 5 minutes of hacking, pulling, screaming, and crying, FINALLY get my new Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200 out of the box.
12:35pm – Walk around my office showing off the awesomeness that is my new Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200.
12:36pm – After failed attempt to shoot co-worker in the head with my new Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200, realize it wont work without batteries… 6 C batteries.
12:47pm – Return from Wal-Mart with batteries and prepare to attack fellow office mates with my new Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200.
12:50pm – I’VE BEEN SHOT!!! Handed my new Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200 to my boss for him to admire the craftsmanship and he shot me point blank!!! IN THE GUT!!!
12:55pm – Have my new Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200 back in my hands and have now declared war on everyone in my office.
1:00pm – Have lost all the mini yellow Nerf bullets that came with my new Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200.
1:05pm – Amazon order placed for 100 more mini yellow Nerf Bullets for my new Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200.
But That's For Another Blog 
Nice, though I am kind of heartened that we have to come to the point where Nerf guns need batteries
That sealed until Hell freezes over plastic packaging can be lethal all on it’s own – but once you hacked it loose – cooool!