So I made the classic mistake of inviting people to my house.

It’s not that I don’t like people, I LOVE people. I love feeding people and making them drink absurd amounts of wine, all the while making them go through my photo albums in chronological order from childhood to yesterday.

The part I hate is the cleaning, oh god I hate the cleaning so much.

So the night before my gathering I sent a desperate text to my friend for inspiration to get me off my ass and get cleaning… something I was supposed to be doing that whole day, but instead I watched Netflix and ate Lindt chocolate balls… I’M ONLY HUMAN PEOPLE!!!

Anywho, here’s the conversation that resulted from my plee to her … it did NOT go the way I was thinking it would…