BACK TO MY ROOTS!!! Meaning we’ve moved back to Seattle… Not that I went back to my natural hair color… I tried that and got bored with it after 2 months… My hair is currently blue.

WE MOVED!! Don’t get me wrong, I loved the 500 days out of the year of temperatures in the triple digits… But I am SUPER happy to be back to my home state of Washington and the return of that wet stuff that falls out of the sky… AND COATS!!!! OMG you don’t know how much you’ll miss coats until you can’t wear them, without the fear of dying of heat exhaustion… in December.

Keeping up with tradition there was the usual craziness of our move, as Hubby and I have learned to expect.

The first was when the ladies at Orko’s doggie daycare had a complete and utter breakdown when we told them it was his last day with them, there were dognapping threats and declarations of our evilness for taking him away, but they finally relented and sent him home… with a signed shirt by everyone who works there… I shit you not! I have picture proof!!!

Orko Shirt

The second was we sold EVERYTHING.  Seriously we were moving from a 3bd 2 1/2ba house to a 600sq studio… SHIT HAD TO GO!… I don’t know how many times I used the Spaceballs classic… “TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE!!”

PLUS Hubby and I were sharing a closet… SHARING ONE CLOSET… I’ve had my own closet since forever… it was a true test of our marriage…  I WAS ONLY ALLOWED 4 BOXES!!!

boxes
THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The next shenanigans happened as we drove through Salt Lake City and the city LITERALLY TRIED TO KILL US!!!!!  No Lie!  We were driving along minding our own business when a hail storm hit, IN THE MIDDLE OF JUNE, with golf ball size hail pelting us on the Interstate.  Orko and I were on our own in the SUV while Hubby and CIA Cat weathered it (*snicker* get it?!?!) in the U-Haul.  I was screaming the entire time while Orko growled and barked. The fact that the windshield didn’t break still amazes me!! I took a picture after the storm had passed and we had pulled off at the next exit to recoup… Orko and I were in Hail Shock… it’s a thing.

hail shock

Then there was when we hit the state line of Idaho and I got super excited and leaned out the window yelling “IDAHOOOOOOO!” to which someone driving by the other way yelled back “YA YOU ARE!!!”… not cool Idaho.

But now we’re here and my life is back to normal, so expect WAY more posts forthcoming… YAYYYYY, I just used my word of the day!!!!!

forth·com·ing
[fôrTHˈkəmiNG]

ADJECTIVE

  1. planned for or about to happen in the near future:

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Wifey, Blogger, Cat Slave, New Puppy Mommy, Huge Nerd, and One Hellofafriend! (Seriously, I have references). SHINY!!
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One Response to BACK TO MY ROOTS!!! Meaning we’ve moved back to Seattle… Not that I went back to my natural hair color… I tried that and got bored with it after 2 months… My hair is currently blue.

  1. Blue is cool! Seatlle is cool! Road trip is cool!
    Glad you survived the culling of stuff (amazing toughness) and that pounding welcome from Salt Lake City.
    Bark loudly and Onward!

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