So I’ve been getting my period for a while now, if I just lost all my male readers with that statement, let me follow up with… “Oh Calm Down Guys! It’s a thing, it happens, get over it!… MY LOINS BRING LIFE!!!!”.
phew okay, got that out of the way… where was I?
Right, periods. Well for the number of years I’ve been having the visit by Aunt Flo it still impresses me that I’m pretty much never prepared for her. Which happened today when I realize I was riding the red tide without a cotton surfboard to be found.
So after checking with my other work ladies and finding they were surfboardless, I grabbed my purse and headed for the bathroom for the old timey tampon machine. Once there, after much digging through my purse, I realized I did not have a quarter… but I did find something else, that ended up working even better.
WHAT!?!? Like you don’t have a lock pick in your purse?? Now who’s not prepared????
I also left the machine unlocked for any other ladies experiencing a Code Red without a quarter… SUPER HERO!!!