Whitney: I just sent this to you via Pinterest but it’s too funny so I’m texting it to you too!
Me: LOL, have you seen my ‘Word’ section in Pinterest? I love these things, here’s a great one for me…
Whitney: SO true for you!! (sidenote – you will ASLO be responsible for the explosion happening)
Me: Dude! Geez, you set a few accidental fires and suddenly you’re branded!!
Whitney: You know I’m right. You are an explosion waiting to happen. Those “small” fires are the gateway for you to an explosion.
Me:… technically it kinda already happened… remember the gas bbq in the courtyard?
Whitney: Oh yeah – the fire bomb!! May those palm trees rest in palm tree peace.
Me: Poor things, they never saw it coming… click. click. click. KABOOM!!!
Whitney: Seriously how are you still alive?
Me: I honestly don’t know.