Me: Oh babe look, this article says scientist found a mummified dinasour and there’s pictures!!
Hubby: But who wrapped the mummy?
Hubby: Oh my god.
Me: Oh my god!
Hubby: I can’t believe I said that.
Me: I can’t believe you said that!
Hubby: That’s something you would have said.
Me: Thats totally something I would have said… but I didn’t… you did!!!!
Hubby: Kill me.