It’s quiet at work…
too quiet…
quiet enough for me to hear my thoughts…
and not the normal thoughts…
like, what should I have for lunch, did I turn off the iron, is that smell coming from me…
no…
I’m talking about the other ones…
What if my officemate Adam can actually read minds and has never told anyone because he’s afraid he’d to be taken away by the men in black… ADAM I CAN SEE YOUR PENIS!!… okay I thought that as loud as I could and he didn’t even flinch. So he can’t read minds… or he’s really good at acting like he can’t… WELL PLAYED SIR!!!
If a gun man burst into our office right now, what would I do? I would throw my vase of flowers at him, as he steps back to dodge the vase, I’d leap out of my chair and do a round house kick to his face!… but I’d probably forget to take my headphones off and the wires would yank my head back causing my kick to JUST miss… and as I fell to the ground, the now really pissed of gunman, would shoot Adam in retaliation… SORRY ADAM!!!
I should throw out the flowers in my vase, they’re getting pretty wilty. I wonder if flowers can still speak to each other after getting cut. Can they even speak to each other before getting cut? Great, now I feel like I can hear them moaning as they slowly die on my desk… geez this is getting dark, I need to snap out of this weird train of thought… ADAM BREAK THE TENSION!!!
And people I swear to Crocodile Dundee, after I thought that… Adam burped… I’ve never laughed so hard in my life… WELL PLAYED INDEED SIR!!!
But That's For Another Blog 
Okay my friend WHITNEY is texting me like mad that I used Quite instead of Quiet and I’m not really surprised as Q words have always been my nemesis, especially in scrabble, THERE’S NEVER A U WHEN YOU NEED ONE!!! And I could fix this but I know it’s probably really bothering WHITNEY that I used Quite instead of Quiet, so I’m just gonna leave it like that. YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME WHITNEY!!!!
I just reread the post with Quite instead of Quiet and I think it’s actually better that way…
OH GAWD WHO AM I KIDDING!!?!? I CHANGED IT… so weak *whimper*
Hi, it’s your Dad, remember, the English major. Quiet is spelled…..well you know how it’s spelled now. 🙂
On Jul 14, 2017 3:44 PM, “But That’s For Another Blog” wrote:
> But That’s For Another Blog posted: “It’s quite at work… too quite… > quite enough for me to hear my thoughts… and not the normal thoughts… > like, what should I have for lunch, did I turn off the iron, is that smell > coming from me… no… I’m talking about the other ones… What if my” >
I CHANGED IT!!! GEEZ who needs critics when you have best friends and parents!!