So I’ve been trying to learn how to play the guitar, and like all my past declarations of becoming amazing at something that I’ve just started to learn, I’ve completely given up on it when I hadn’t mastered it after the first class.
I was sad for like a minute until I realized, after several glasses of wine, where I had failed with the guitar, I would truly excel at with the… Ukulele!!
Two days later my Amazon box was delivered and I was once again a musical prodigy.
However, Orko had other opinions… harsh opinions.
It got worse later in the night…