I just had the worlds greatest conversation and finished it off with the most spot on joke that was so freaking funny, I peed a little.
I then turned to see what status of hilarity my office mate was in after the awesomeness that was my story telling, and saw this…
Fucking noise canceling fucking headphones.
He actually had to fill out an extensive hardware purchase order request with our IT department to have these ordered for him. In the section listed “How will these crazy expensive headphones help you to complete your work?”, he wrote “I share an office with Mona.”.
His request was approved 10 minutes later.