I went from telling you how to lose friends and alienate people this October, to creating a new inappropriate for work word… WINNING!

I have a secret.

A secret that could end friendships, alienate me from family members, and basically make me a social outcast to normal society.

I DON’T LIKE PUMPKIN SPICE!!

*pause for horrified gasps from the reader*

pumpkin

I know, I know, I can’t explain it, but pumpkin and I have never gotten along.  Spices, I have no problem with; cinnamon, nutmeg, Ginger… hold on… sorry getting spices mixed up with Spice Girls, but you get the idea.

I mean it’s a gourd people…. A GOURD!! And if the word gourd was to have a taste that matched the grossness, and slightly eroticness, of its name then pumpkin is nailing it.

Hold on… I may have just created a new word… spellcheck is not accepting eroticness and instead is asking if I mean rotisserie, come on spellcheck they’re not even close, get your shit together man!

I’d use Google to see if it’s an actual word… but I’m at work… and I really don’t want those Google search results to be seen by that IT guy.  You know the guy I’m talking about, the one whose whole job is to sit in a dark office, probably somewhere down by the boiler room, and track inappropriate work computer searches day in and day out.  So let’s just say it’s a new word created by me… YAY!

Google

 

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4 Responses to I went from telling you how to lose friends and alienate people this October, to creating a new inappropriate for work word… WINNING!

  1. Becky Frost says:

    So with you on this. Pumpkin is gross. The spice is fine.

  2. Queen Robyn says:

    I’m with you….I don’t really even like pumpkin pie. I would like pumpkin bars if they had an inch of cream cheese frosting on them but plain….no thanks. Pumpkin ice cream….nah, I’ll pass. Pumpkin spice creamer….thanks, but I will chug it down black. I do like the color pumpkin tho not the color of pumpkins. I could live very happily never seeing, tasting or smelling anything pumpkiny for the rest of my life.

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