Apparently, by being a sane, nice person this Halloween, I’m actually ruining everything for everyone… yay… go me.

Hubby: So what’s the theme this year?

Me: Theme for what?

Hubby: Halloween.

Me: oh… ya… I though we could just skip it this year.

Hubby: Holy Shit. SKIP HALLOWEEN!?! WHAT!? WHY!? You always do Halloween, to the extreme! You come up with some crazy family Halloween theme, spend an obscene amount of money on ours and the dog’s costume, and then force all of us to walk around town, usually in the rain, always in the cold, as people point and laugh at us, while Orko tries to shake off and/or eat his costume and you and I argue about how much longer we’re going to stay out!!!!

Me: I know, it’s awful, and depressing, and exhausting, so screw it!

Hubby:… BUT IT’S TRADITION!!

Me: Kill me.

Hubby: Cool, is that our theme?

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One Response to Apparently, by being a sane, nice person this Halloween, I’m actually ruining everything for everyone… yay… go me.

  1. eileen davis says:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MOiVBKfpBA πŸŽƒπŸ€”πŸΆπŸ˜

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