How my butt nearly ended my marriage

Me: Is this a spider bite or a pimple?

Hubby: Ah babe come on, I haven’t even had my coffee yet, I’m gonna need you to pull your pants back up.

Me: HEY! This is marriage! You said I do to this! Now look at my butt and tell me if that’s a pimple or a spider bite.

Hubby: I don’t remember our marriage vows stating I have to identify strange bumps on your butt.

Me: It has to be a pimple, I mean how could a spider get all the way up my pjs, bite my ass, and then go back out without getting squashed… do you see the squished carcass of a spider back there?

Hubby: I mean there was that part about sickness and health, but I thought that meant making you soup when you don’t feel good or holder your hair when you’re ralphing.

Me: Maybe it’s an ingrown hair, give it a squeeze and see if anything comes out.

Hubby:  I’d like a divorce now, please.

 

Update: it was a pimple

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One Response to How my butt nearly ended my marriage

  1. Eugene Klein says:

    As usual. Hilarious.

    On Sat, Nov 10, 2018, 7:09 PM But That’s For Another Blog wrote:

    > But That’s For Another Blog posted: “Me: Is this a spider bite or a > pimple? Hubby: Ah babe come on, I haven’t even had my coffee yet, I’m gonna > need you to pull your pants back up. Me: HEY! This is marriage! You said I > do to this! Now look at my butt and tell me if that’s a pimple or a spi” >

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