The internal monologue with myself when running with my dog…

We got this let’s RUN… oh… pee break first, sure okay do your thing

What… but you just peed!

STOP PEEING!!

Is it possible for a dog to have a bladder infection, I should Google that.

I swear to god if you sniff one more bush

I AM YOUR MASTER YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME

Okay one more quick pee, but seriously this is the last one

Should I just stop running? I mean what’s the point anymore, this has been like a 20 minute mile

This is it, time for serious running

Oh sweet Jesus where did this hill come from

I taste blood

Are my lungs bleeding… IS THAT POSSIBLE

Ya it’s cool buddy we can stop to pee, I don’t need to stop, but I’ll stop for you

Oh god when will this torture end

No, no it’s okay, I’m good, I’m getting my second wind, I could run forever

TWO MILES! YESSSS THANK YOU ALL HEAVENLY BEINGS, WE’RE DONE

Now to crawl home, I mean do our cool down walk home

Seriously you’re not evening peeing anymore, you’re just lifting your leg

Fine, you be you dog, but I’m definitely Googling dog bladder infections when we get home… and bleeding lungs.

 

 

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