We got this let’s RUN… oh… pee break first, sure okay do your thing
What… but you just peed!
STOP PEEING!!
Is it possible for a dog to have a bladder infection, I should Google that.
I swear to god if you sniff one more bush
I AM YOUR MASTER YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME
Okay one more quick pee, but seriously this is the last one
Should I just stop running? I mean what’s the point anymore, this has been like a 20 minute mile
This is it, time for serious running
Oh sweet Jesus where did this hill come from
I taste blood
Are my lungs bleeding… IS THAT POSSIBLE
Ya it’s cool buddy we can stop to pee, I don’t need to stop, but I’ll stop for you
Oh god when will this torture end
No, no it’s okay, I’m good, I’m getting my second wind, I could run forever
TWO MILES! YESSSS THANK YOU ALL HEAVENLY BEINGS, WE’RE DONE
Now to crawl home, I mean do our cool down walk home
Seriously you’re not evening peeing anymore, you’re just lifting your leg
Fine, you be you dog, but I’m definitely Googling dog bladder infections when we get home… and bleeding lungs.