Me: It’s begun….

Hubby: I’m gonna need more clarification.

Me: (holding up MANY envelopes) The “I’m better then you” mail attack!!

Hubby: Ya, think those are called Christmas cards, and they’re from people, who for some reason, like you.

Me: HA nice try, these are little passive aggressive declarations. We’re cuter, we’re funner, we’re matchier!

Hubby: Pretty sure some of those weren’t real words. What is this, what are you handing me?

Me: Tee hee, it’s your holiday bingo card. I personalized them to match what I’m betting people will have in their “Look how amazing we are” holiday card photo collages.

Hubby: Dog in sweater, Group shot on beach, Child holding award.

Me: Classics

Hubby: Chickens wearing Santa hats?!

Me: Ya that’s your wild card slot, but don’t panic! Tracy posted a photo of mini Santa hats on the Gram and they did just get those chickens, so fingers crossed it could happen.

(it didn’t happen)