I take it you’re reading this about page because, you’ve found this blog, have read a post or two and found them mildly appealing, and are now contemplating if you’re going to follow it or not, let me help you decide by introducing you to the reoccurring cast.
Hubby: I’ve been married to Hubby for 15 years and we’ve been together for 20. I met him my first day of College and fell head over heels in love with him, which was a huge disappointment as I had been such a goody goody in high school, and I had come to college with every intention of being complete slut, oh well. But after all these years Hubby and I are still together and even more impressively still in love. Believe me this is amazing, I set a lot of stuff on fire, accidentally, and have been known to get mad at Hubby and not talk to him for days for things he did in a dream I had.
CIA Cat (aka Cally): She’s been with us for over 16 years and refuses to die. I’m not being a dick, seriously she should just die. Her kidney’s are failing, most of her teeth are gone and her colon hasn’t worked since 2010. We have to dump an astonishing amount of Miralax into her food every day just so she can get it through her sad excuse of a colon. We take her to the vet once a month for checkups and a nice anal cleanse and every time he says she’s in good health and is in no pain, so… she lives on.
Orko: We got Orko the fall of 2012. After 5 years of me whining, pleading, threatening, begging, and basically being a complete pain in the ass, Hubby finally broke down and let me get a puppy. He’s an Australian Shepherd and he’s perfection… except for his name. The one thing Hubby negotiated when he finally agreed to a puppy was that he got to name him. Naively I thought this was no big deal, but Hubby is an 80’s cartoon fanatic, so… Orko (aka He-Man’s alien sidekick). The running gag on the show was that whenever Orko tried to help He-Man he always ended up making things way worse. Hubby felt this was appropriate for a puppy.
So now you’re asking are these stories real? Absafreakinglutley! With a little Mona story telling to liven them up. Enjoy.