I take it you’re reading this about page because, you’ve found this blog, have read a post or two and found them mildly appealing, and are now contemplating if you’re going to follow it or not, let me help you decide by introducing you to the reoccurring cast.
Hubby: I’ve been married to Hubby for 15 years and we’ve been together for 20. I met him my first day of College and fell head over heels in love with him, which was a huge disappointment as I had been such a goody goody in high school, and I had come to college with every intention of being complete slut, oh well. But after all these years Hubby and I are still together and even more impressively still in love. Believe me this is amazing, I set a lot of stuff on fire, accidentally, and have been known to get mad at Hubby and not talk to him for days for things he did in a dream I had.
CIA Cat (aka Cally): She’s been with us for over 16 years and refuses to die. I’m not being a dick, seriously she should just die. Her kidney’s are failing, most of her teeth are gone and her colon hasn’t worked since 2010. We have to dump an astonishing amount of Miralax into her food every day just so she can get it through her sad excuse of a colon. We take her to the vet once a month for checkups and a nice anal cleanse and every time he says she’s in good health and is in no pain, so… she lives on.
Orko: We got Orko the fall of 2012. After 5 years of me whining, pleading, threatening, begging, and basically being a complete pain in the ass, Hubby finally broke down and let me get a puppy. He’s an Australian Shepherd and he’s perfection… except for his name. The one thing Hubby negotiated when he finally agreed to a puppy was that he got to name him. Naively I thought this was no big deal, but Hubby is an 80’s cartoon fanatic, so… Orko (aka He-Man’s alien sidekick). The running gag on the show was that whenever Orko tried to help He-Man he always ended up making things way worse. Hubby felt this was appropriate for a puppy.
So now you’re asking are these stories real? Absafreakinglutley! With a little Mona story telling to liven them up. Enjoy.
But That's For Another Blog 
Can’t wait for the next one!
HAHAHAHA!!! Me too!!! HI!!!
HI!! Love meeting other ramblers 😀
Wow…about being wordy…I have had issues with FB telling me my status is too long a bajillion times! 😉
I’m glad I’m not the only one 😉
Totally!! And don’t even get me started on Twitter!!
I love stumbling upon funny blogs like yours … makes my day. Thanks for the laughs!
YAY! Glad you found me, I was seriously begining to wonder when you would 😉
Lovin’ your sense of humor!
Thanks!! Lovin your positive feedback 😀
Hey! You’re blog is hilarious.
Donka!!!!
Funny because it’s true for a lot of bloggers, myself included. Good one.
HA! My friends give me flak because my about page is so short on words while saying I can’t tell things with a small amount of words! I like to be confusing and mysteries like that ;-P
Hey Mona!
I really enjoy reading your blog, you’re stories are hilarious! I don’t know if this is your thing, but I was given a couple blog awards, and was told to pass them on…so I chose your blog as one of the ones to pass the awards on to. 🙂 To redeem them stop by my blog, and read the post titled “Awarded.”
Lacey
You listed my page as Butt That’s For Another Blog… HA HA HA HA Why does everyone think I’m interested in Butt Hats??? TEE HOO.
Did I really? Hahahaha… I think that’s because the first time I saw your address I read it as Butt Hats for Another Blog. It must be a subconscious thing. :op I will fix it!
It’s growing on me… HA HA… Butt Hat is growing on me… HA HA HA … I apologize I’m really tired right now.
I have been told I am too boring for the internet, it is most frustrating. I’d love to be able to write a blog…oh.
~The Dippylomat esq.
Loved the “you a goddess” remark on your latest post, but couldn’t find a place to leave a comment. Maybe I’m the befuddled one, but just thought I’d let you know…
Thank God someone created WordPress for all us too-wordy types. I say if it takes 1,000 words it takes a 1,000 words, not 42 characters.
Liking your personality. Glad I found your blog. I can relate to most of the things you’ve said. Ha ha. Looking forward to tour next post. (No Pressure!!) 🙂
Under Pressure!!… Okay does anyone else have Queen stuck in there head now??
We like what you are doing, and have nominated you for a Liebster Award.
WOW!! A Liebster Award!!!!!… I don’t know what that is… TO THE GOOGLE!!!!
Lol. Any woman who intended on spending her college years being the slut she never was in high school is alright with me!! Good stuff.
Thanks for the follow. I’m looking forward to reading your blog.
I nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award! You can check out the rules and grab the award on my blog, but it’s a no-strings-attached-award, so you don’t have to do anything unless you want to.
🙂
Stephanie
Your blog is hilarious. Thanks for following me. If its not to much to ask, maybe you can share my blog and we can help support those with cancer. Sharing is Caring right? Thanks again http://krisgrice.wordpress.com/2014/05/05/support-others-fight-cancer-an-inspirational-post-from-a-friend/
Stumbled over here by way of ‘We Don’t Chew Glass’ and I am so happy that I did! I love bloggers with a sense of humour as I truly believe it is the only way to get through this crazy thing we call life. Looking forward to getting to know you and to following you 🙂
Linda @ talesfromthecabbagepatch