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If you’re not putting hats on chickens are you really even trying at life?
Me: It’s begun…. Hubby: I’m gonna need more clarification. Me: (holding up MANY envelopes) The “I’m better then you” mail attack!! Hubby: Ya, think those are called Christmas cards, and they’re from people, who for some reason, like you. Me: … Continue reading
The internal monologue with myself when running with my dog…
We got this let’s RUN… oh… pee break first, sure okay do your thing What… but you just peed! STOP PEEING!! Is it possible for a dog to have a bladder infection, I should Google that. I swear to god … Continue reading
I’m running and nothings chasing me… we live in F’d up times.
So my daily activity of couch eating and bathtub drinking has caused some dire effects. During my last ladies virtual HH some evil bastard suggested we all put on a pair of our favorite jeans. We did laughing, being obtuse … Continue reading
In our house you’re no longer allowed to be the judge of judging how funny you judge others…
Hubby: (typing at his laptop) mumble.. mumble.. I’m so funny mumble.. mumble.. Me: I’m sorry, but did you just say YOU’RE so funny? Hubby: .. ya.. Me: Um, I’ll be the judge of that! What did you type that you … Continue reading
Talking to myself always makes me feel like a dumbass
Me: I have to do something different, over a month of being home is messing with my mind. Myself: Jesus, don’t be so dramatic you’re fine. Me: Am I?!? Cause I’m pretty sure scientist say when the voices in your … Continue reading
The untouched bottle
Before my mother passed away she told my dad there was a certain bottle of wine in the cellar, she had bought it a long time ago and was aging for a special moment, and she wanted him to give … Continue reading
Just when ya think you’re the most awkward person in the world, your co-worker steps up and takes the crazy crown.
Sitting at my desk, about to enjoy my first cup of coffee when I felt a presence behind me, and some heavy breathing. Me: hhhhheeeyyyy Heather, how’s your morning going? Heather: I’m pretty sure I’m gonna die alone. Me:… Heather: … Continue reading
Thought I was being hilarious and ended up disrespecting my besties titties.
Texting with my bestie Tracy, the AMAZING chef at Served from Scratch and thought her phone made a hilarious spell check error… only it didn’t… and I felt like an ass… So because I’m not a TOTAL monster I sent … Continue reading
Hubby and I are doomed when the Zombie Apocalypse finally comes
This is just one of those random, been together over 20 years, conversations that Hubby and I had while stuck in our car waiting for the ferry… Me: When the zombie apocalypse comes I think we should live on a … Continue reading