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Worst Wine Tasting EVER!
For those of you that know me this title probably shocked you. ME, Mona, not being able to enjoy a wine tasting!?!? You’re probably asking questions like: Mona, did they not have wine? no… they had wine Mona, was the … Continue reading
Depression is a sneaky piece of s#&%.
The last couple of months have been really good for me. Hubby and I have been taking lots of little exploration road trips around the northwest. Orko is LOVING my new job which allows him to come to work with … Continue reading
Turkducken the myth, the legend, the possible explosion…
Me: I’m thinking of doing a Turkducken for Thanksgiving this year! Chicken, in a Duck, in a Turkey!! Hubby: Well it was a nice apartment while it lasted. Me: I am like 63% certain nothing will catch fire this time. … Continue reading
How my butt nearly ended my marriage
Me: Is this a spider bite or a pimple? Hubby: Ah babe come on, I haven’t even had my coffee yet, I’m gonna need you to pull your pants back up. Me: HEY! This is marriage! You said I do … Continue reading
Apparently, by being a sane, nice person this Halloween, I’m actually ruining everything for everyone… yay… go me.
Hubby: So what’s the theme this year? Me: Theme for what? Hubby: Halloween. Me: oh… ya… I though we could just skip it this year. Hubby: Holy Shit. SKIP HALLOWEEN!?! WHAT!? WHY!? You always do Halloween, to the extreme! You … Continue reading
The Martian+Gin+Me = Hubby Asking What He Did To Deserve This Life
Hubby: “… let me just make sure I’m following along with you, Matt Damon’s character would have never gotten off Mars, if it hadn’t been for the NASA guy’s Executive Assistant?” Me: “YES!” Hubby: “… how?” Me: “Oh my god … Continue reading
I went from telling you how to lose friends and alienate people this October, to creating a new inappropriate for work word… WINNING!
I have a secret. A secret that could end friendships, alienate me from family members, and basically make me a social outcast to normal society. I DON’T LIKE PUMPKIN SPICE!! *pause for horrified gasps from the reader* I know, I … Continue reading
I ate my feelings and now I make my yoga pants cry.
“Why are you naked?” That’s a good question, to be asked in elevators, restaurants, planes, and churches. NOT to be asked by your hubby when you’re standing in your own bedroom. “Excuse me?” Another good question, to be asked when … Continue reading
Hello Strangers, So I’ve been blog awol for a while. I have to admit it’s pretty hard to come back to this place of fun, silliness, and random fires that, let’s be honest, is my life. February 14th my mom … Continue reading
2018 and people can’t stop giving me money… it sucks.
So I don’t know about the rest of you, but the first day back after the holiday season is tough, especially when you’re someone like me who took 2 weeks off. Just the fact that I was able to roll … Continue reading