Category Archives: Humor

It only took a mummified dinasour to make me the smartest person in my marriage!

Posted on May 15, 2017 by

Me: Oh babe look, this article says scientist found a mummified dinasour and there’s pictures!! Hubby: But who wrapped the mummy? Me:… Hubby:… Me:… Hubby: Oh my god. Me: Oh my god! Hubby: I can’t believe I said that. Me: … Continue reading →

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How a majestic fucking eagle tried to kill me but then killed someone else… because it looked so damn majestic.

Posted on April 28, 2017 by

So while driving across the 520 bridge into work this morning, I saw a huge bald eagle sitting on top of a light pole up ahead of me. I decided I had to take a picture as he was looking majestic as … Continue reading →

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When your Skype conversation starts about fashion and ends with a suicidal spirit animal.

Posted on April 5, 2017 by

So sorry for the blurry of the blown up images! Could I have typed out the conversation instead? Sure… Did I? No. Why not? Lazy… come on people you read my blog, this should really come as no surprise!

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It’s all fun and games until your flight loses cabin pressure and the freaking oxygen masks don’t deploy!!!

Posted on March 22, 2017 by

So as I mentioned in my last blog, I visited the fam a couple weeks ago and almost got taken down at the security check, But BEFORE that I almost died on the flight over… kinda… not really… The flight … Continue reading →

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Per the TSA I’m a bread carrying, lock picking, weirdo…

Posted on March 21, 2017 by

So while flying back from Spokane to Seattle, a couple weeks ago, I learned about what to NOT have in your carry on bag! When you’re visiting your parents and your mother teaches you how to make homemade bread. DO NOT let her … Continue reading →

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It started with Pinterest posts and ended with my inevitable death by explosion… classic Thursday.

Posted on March 9, 2017 by

Whitney: I just sent this to you via Pinterest but it’s too funny so I’m texting it to you too! Me: LOL, have you seen my ‘Word’ section in Pinterest?  I love these things, here’s a great one for me… … Continue reading →

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Hubby thinks I’ve reached a point of ridiculousness that there is absolutely no chance of coming back from… I hope so!!!

Posted on March 3, 2017 by

Hubby:… What… The… Hell? Me: Don’t hate us cause we’re awesome.

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