Category Archives: Humor
I’m running and nothings chasing me… we live in F’d up times.
So my daily activity of couch eating and bathtub drinking has caused some dire effects. During my last ladies virtual HH some evil bastard suggested we all put on a pair of our favorite jeans. We did laughing, being obtuse … Continue reading
In our house you’re no longer allowed to be the judge of judging how funny you judge others…
Hubby: (typing at his laptop) mumble.. mumble.. I’m so funny mumble.. mumble.. Me: I’m sorry, but did you just say YOU’RE so funny? Hubby: .. ya.. Me: Um, I’ll be the judge of that! What did you type that you … Continue reading
Just when ya think you’re the most awkward person in the world, your co-worker steps up and takes the crazy crown.
Sitting at my desk, about to enjoy my first cup of coffee when I felt a presence behind me, and some heavy breathing. Me: hhhhheeeyyyy Heather, how’s your morning going? Heather: I’m pretty sure I’m gonna die alone. Me:… Heather: … Continue reading
Thought I was being hilarious and ended up disrespecting my besties titties.
Texting with my bestie Tracy, the AMAZING chef at Served from Scratch and thought her phone made a hilarious spell check error… only it didn’t… and I felt like an ass… So because I’m not a TOTAL monster I sent … Continue reading
Hubby and I are doomed when the Zombie Apocalypse finally comes
This is just one of those random, been together over 20 years, conversations that Hubby and I had while stuck in our car waiting for the ferry… Me: When the zombie apocalypse comes I think we should live on a … Continue reading
Worst Wine Tasting EVER!
For those of you that know me this title probably shocked you. ME, Mona, not being able to enjoy a wine tasting!?!? You’re probably asking questions like: Mona, did they not have wine? no… they had wine Mona, was the … Continue reading
Depression is a sneaky piece of s#&%.
The last couple of months have been really good for me. Hubby and I have been taking lots of little exploration road trips around the northwest. Orko is LOVING my new job which allows him to come to work with … Continue reading