Category Archives: Humor

It’s a fine line between funny and I’m gonna kill you…

Posted on May 15, 2020 by

Me: Babe, I can’t find my cell phone, would you call me!? Hubby: Mona!! Me: ha ha Hubby: MONA!! Me: You’re the absolute worst Hubby: MMMOONNNAAA!!! Me: I hate you so… oh wait, I found it! Hubby: See!?!? It worked!! … Continue reading →

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I’m running and nothings chasing me… we live in F’d up times.

Posted on May 5, 2020 by

So my daily activity of couch eating and bathtub drinking has caused some dire effects. During my last ladies virtual HH some evil bastard suggested we all put on a pair of our favorite jeans. We did laughing, being obtuse … Continue reading →

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In our house you’re no longer allowed to be the judge of judging how funny you judge others…

Posted on April 20, 2020 by

Hubby: (typing at his laptop) mumble.. mumble..  I’m so funny  mumble.. mumble.. Me: I’m sorry, but did you just say YOU’RE so funny? Hubby:  .. ya.. Me: Um, I’ll be the judge of that! What did you type that you … Continue reading →

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Talking to myself always makes me feel like a dumbass

Posted on April 17, 2020 by

Me: I have to do something different, over a month of being home is messing with my mind. Myself: Jesus, don’t be so dramatic you’re fine. Me: Am I?!? Cause I’m pretty sure scientist say when the voices in your … Continue reading →

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The untouched bottle

Posted on November 13, 2019 by

Before my mother passed away she told my dad there was a certain bottle of wine in the cellar, she had bought it a long time ago and was aging for a special moment, and she wanted him to give … Continue reading →

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Just when ya think you’re the most awkward person in the world, your co-worker steps up and takes the crazy crown.

Posted on October 25, 2019 by

Sitting at my desk, about to enjoy my first cup of coffee when I felt a presence behind me, and some heavy breathing. Me: hhhhheeeyyyy Heather, how’s your morning going? Heather: I’m pretty sure I’m gonna die alone. Me:… Heather: … Continue reading →

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Thought I was being hilarious and ended up disrespecting my besties titties.

Posted on October 24, 2019 by

Texting with my bestie Tracy, the AMAZING chef at Served from Scratch and thought her phone made a hilarious spell check error… only it didn’t… and I felt like an ass… So because I’m not a TOTAL monster I sent … Continue reading →

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