Category Archives: CIA Cat
My weekend, trapped in a car with an exploding cat, a screaming Hubby, and a dog who is disgusted with all of us.
So Hubby and I are leaving our 2 bedroom condo and moving into a 3 bedroom townhouse as, *dramatic pause*, my mother-in-law is moving in with us. Duh Duh DUUUUHHHHH! It’s okay, I’ve come to grasps with it and am … Continue reading
CIA CAT IS DEAD!… oops hold on…
You know your cat is fracking old when she’s napping on the couch and after staring at her for a while you begin to realize something… HOLY SHIT! CIA CAT ISN’T BREATHING!!!! OMG I don’t know cat CPR!!! Is it like … Continue reading
This war will never end, because I’m a dumbass.
So CIA Cat and new puppy Orko are still not getting along. Well that’s not entirely true. Orko wants to get along with CIA Cat, but everytime he tries (by bringing her his favorite toy or treat) she will slap … Continue reading
Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink…
I love our new puppy Orko. Hubby loves Orko. Our family loves Orko. All our friends love Orko. CIA Cat is plotting Orko’s death. But the good news is that Orko’s on to CIA Cat’s evil plan and makes it a … Continue reading
CIA Cat Says Good-bye… the fake one, not the real one
As you know SOMEONE has been emailing me as my cat, CIA Cat. Now, at first, I declared this awesome and began the hunt of finding out who was the mystery emailer. However, the joy of not knowing quickly faded, becoming less awesome … Continue reading
Dad aka TRAITOR!
After CIA Cat sent the last email regarding her outrage with the neighbors feeding the squirrels, I decided it best she know the truth… I don’t hide things from my cat… especially if it means I might be bumped up … Continue reading
My cat’s video choices concern me
Got another email from CIA Cat… and no, I still have no idea who’s writing them. To:Mona From CIA Cat RE: Fuzzy Tail Rat Update CIA Cat here with a disturbing update! Now, I see these little rats with fuzzy … Continue reading
Okay… now my cat’s bisexual… I’m so proud.
The ongoing soap opera that is CIA Cat emailing me continues… We last left with CIA Cat “slipping” that she was a lesbian, since then she emailed again trying to explain the slip… I’m not buying it. T0:Mona From: CIA Cat … Continue reading
My cat’s here, she’s queer, get use to it!
I received another email from CIA Cat and it really opened my eyes, you’ll understand why per my response. From: CIA Cat To: Mona Re: It’s on. Greetings Mommy Dearest! (So be it – I will abide by the Mother … Continue reading
Because it’s whimsical dammit!
So if you didn’t read my blog yesterday, and if you didn’t I’m sure you had a good reason. Here are a couple of reasons I deem good enough for not reading my blog; you were involved in an alien abduction … Continue reading