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Emmy was hit by a garbage truck… I was struck blind… and everyone laughed… bastards.

SO, a girl I work with was in a fender bender yesterday, and today, everyone was sharing car accident stories with her to make her feel better.  After I finished telling my horribly sad story, everyone was laughing… bastards… here’s the … Continue reading

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The Sky is Falling, Save the Dog!!

Hubby: I made it to LA, how’s everything there? Me: I. Almost. Died. Hubby: Ofcourse you did. Me: I’m serious! Hubby: Oh I know, trust me after almost 20 years of being with you, when you say you almost died … Continue reading

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It wasn’t me… IT WAS THE APPLE!

Once again I have completed the awesomely, amazing Portland to Coast Relay.  It’s a 2 day relay covering over 160 miles involving 2 vans and 6 girls in each van.  I do this every year with the lovely ladies of … Continue reading

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The aaaawwwwwww Story, also known as, HOLY SH*T I’M GONNA DIE Story

I can’t believe I haven’t told the aaaaawwwwww story yet.  It’s called the aaaawwwwww story because that’s the noise girls usually make after I tell them the story.  I personally think of it by the other name, HOLY SH*T I’M GONNA DIE, because … Continue reading

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