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My dog is the next Messiah!!!!!
And it’s not like that last time when I thought he was the next messiah because his balls grew back 3 days after he was fixed and then disappeared again, no this is legit messiah action that I have photo … Continue reading
Nature is trying to LITERALLY kill me… LITERALLY!!
So last week I found myself on the couch eating an entire bag of bbq potato chips and drinking a bottle of wine, an excellent combination by the way. I decided that I needed to counter that bombardment of calories by … Continue reading
The Sky is Falling, Save the Dog!!
Hubby: I made it to LA, how’s everything there? Me: I. Almost. Died. Hubby: Ofcourse you did. Me: I’m serious! Hubby: Oh I know, trust me after almost 20 years of being with you, when you say you almost died … Continue reading
I did a bad thing and now Karma is gonna make me pee my pants.
My adorkable pup, Orko, and I hit the trails early Sunday morning. I was testing out this new leash I got him, it came with a belt for me, so I can walk him with out having my arm yanked … Continue reading
It’s all fun and games till a bird poops on you.
WE DID IT! Hubby and I are in Phoenix!! Goodbye rainy Portland days, hello sweltering Phoenix days… this is better, right? Anywho, the move down was quite an adventure as Hubby and I decided to drive it… nonstop… all 1,350 … Continue reading
My Dog is Edward Cullen… that’s not creepy…
Hubby: Orko was a huge pain in the ass after you went to bed last night. Me: Did he fart and try to blame it on you? Hubby: … no. Me: Did he refuse to give up his TV remote … Continue reading
I neutered my dog on Valentines Day and now I’m being haunted by his balls… seriously.
Let me just start by stating that I’m not a bad person, or a sadist, or a hater of stupid holidays created by Hallmark. It’s just that was the only day they had open for surgery for like months! And let’s think … Continue reading
This war will never end, because I’m a dumbass.
So CIA Cat and new puppy Orko are still not getting along. Well that’s not entirely true. Orko wants to get along with CIA Cat, but everytime he tries (by bringing her his favorite toy or treat) she will slap … Continue reading
First Puppy Play Date aka I KILL YOU!!!
So Orko, my 7.5 pound mini Australian puppy, had his very first doggy play date last weekend… with Nigel… the 160 pound English Mastiff… ya. Some of you are probably screaming animal abuse, well you wouldn’t be wrong. Orko beat the crap … Continue reading
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Tagged Animals, australian shepherd, awesome, english mastiff, funny, laugh, Nigel, orko, play, play date, puppy
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