Tag Archives: Animals

My dog is the next Messiah!!!!!

And it’s not like that last time when I thought he was the next messiah because his balls grew back 3 days after he was fixed and then disappeared again, no this is legit messiah action that I have photo … Continue reading

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My weekend, trapped in a car with an exploding cat, a screaming Hubby, and a dog who is disgusted with all of us.

So Hubby and I are leaving our 2 bedroom condo and moving into a 3 bedroom townhouse as, *dramatic pause*, my mother-in-law is moving in with us. Duh Duh DUUUUHHHHH! It’s okay, I’ve come to grasps with it and am … Continue reading

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Nature is trying to LITERALLY kill me… LITERALLY!!

So last week I found myself on the couch eating an entire bag of bbq potato chips and drinking a bottle of wine, an excellent combination by the way.  I decided that I needed to counter that bombardment of calories by … Continue reading

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The Sky is Falling, Save the Dog!!

Hubby: I made it to LA, how’s everything there? Me: I. Almost. Died. Hubby: Ofcourse you did. Me: I’m serious! Hubby: Oh I know, trust me after almost 20 years of being with you, when you say you almost died … Continue reading

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I did a bad thing and now Karma is gonna make me pee my pants.

My adorkable pup, Orko, and I hit the trails early Sunday morning.  I was testing out this new leash I got him, it came with a belt for me, so I can walk him with out having my arm yanked … Continue reading

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It’s all fun and games till a bird poops on you.

WE DID IT! Hubby and I are in Phoenix!! Goodbye rainy Portland days, hello sweltering Phoenix days… this is better, right? Anywho, the move down was quite an adventure as Hubby and I decided to drive it… nonstop… all 1,350 … Continue reading

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My Dog is Edward Cullen… that’s not creepy…

Hubby: Orko was a huge pain in the ass after you went to bed last night. Me: Did he fart and try to blame it on you? Hubby: … no. Me: Did he refuse to give up his TV remote … Continue reading

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