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It only took a mummified dinasour to make me the smartest person in my marriage!

Me: Oh babe look, this article says scientist found a mummified dinasour and there’s pictures!! Hubby: But who wrapped the mummy? Me:… Hubby:… Me:… Hubby: Oh my god. Me: Oh my god! Hubby: I can’t believe I said that. Me: … Continue reading

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Not to be outdone by my marriage, my friendship is making an aggressive bid for best text conversation!!

I sent this amazing photo to my friend Whitney…

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My dog is the next Messiah!!!!!

And it’s not like that last time when I thought he was the next messiah because his balls grew back 3 days after he was fixed and then disappeared again, no this is legit messiah action that I have photo … Continue reading

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The blog when you try to tell the new ‘I Almost Died’ story and then end up fighting with yourself in cap locks… blog

Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Labor Day. A lovely long holiday weekend that sends you off to Eastern Washington to hang out on the old family’s organic garlic farm… a chance to really commune with nature… maybe do a little bbqing… spend a little time in … Continue reading

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My mind thinks I can save my dog from a shark with a screwdriver… obviously my mind thinks I’m a badass.

My favorite part of the day, is my drive home after work. Not because it’s the end of a work day or I drive though amazing landscape.  It’s because my mind creates the most bizarre storylines when I’m driving home. … Continue reading

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I have found the greatest music video of all time… OF. ALL. TIME!!!!! And no, I’m not overselling this

My friend sent me a link to a video with the following message: “I saw this video last night and thought you’d like it – if you haven’t already seen it – which would shock me – don’t let the first … Continue reading

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It was like someone put a mirror in front of my face and all I saw was Honey Boo Boo’s mother.

So per my last bajillion posts I entered my dog in a ‘Cutest Dog Contest’ and with much nagging and some bribery got him into the final judging, which was done this weekend. So after taking him to the groomer to … Continue reading

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I can’t be trusted to be left alone in an ER room… CLEAR!!

Currently sitting in an ER room waiting for Hubby to come back from some tests. He’s okay, they just want to see if they can make him pass out by strapping him on a board and tilting it a whole bunch of … Continue reading

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I Give You The Greatest Email You Will EVER Get From An IT Department

So we just got this office wide email from our IT department, which consists of 2 guys, and it’s fucking brilliant.  Don’t just take my word for it, read the email yourself: Hey Kids, Over the weekend Alex and I changed … Continue reading

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I tried to cook and ended up passing out, BUT NOTHING WAS SET ON FIRE!

So against my Hubby’s wishes, I cooked this weekend!  Granted there has been one or two slight mishaps during my last culinary explorations, I believe we all remember the great turkey fire of ’13. But my favorite little lady, and … Continue reading

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