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Emmy was hit by a garbage truck… I was struck blind… and everyone laughed… bastards.

SO, a girl I work with was in a fender bender yesterday, and today, everyone was sharing car accident stories with her to make her feel better.  After I finished telling my horribly sad story, everyone was laughing… bastards… here’s the … Continue reading

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Someone should have prepared me for dog diarrhea

Dude, shut up, I don’t care if the title of this blog makes you sick, try being in my shoes!! … actually you’ll want to stay away from my pink pumps…Orko didn’t make it outside in time once… *shudder*. So … Continue reading

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My 1st Grade Teacher is the Reason Why Dried Fruit Makes Me Cry… Part 1

So I was listening to Daria, Mitch and Ted on 105.1 The Buzz on the radio last night.  Daria was telling one of her HILARIOUS childhood stories, about a crazy teacher she had when she was young, and it got … Continue reading

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Oh good grief…

There are certain things some people should just not do.  Blind People should not give friends haircuts 700 pound women should not wear mini-skirts I should not attempt to slide into a base … guess which one of these things … Continue reading

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Happy Holidays!… and watch your back

Like to give a big holiday shout out to my buddy Kim who sent me this awesomely awful pic of a couples glamor shot with their cat. Double big holiday shout out to Lynn for photo shopping it and making it my … Continue reading

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