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I did a bad thing and now Karma is gonna make me pee my pants.

My adorkable pup, Orko, and I hit the trails early Sunday morning.  I was testing out this new leash I got him, it came with a belt for me, so I can walk him with out having my arm yanked … Continue reading

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If you thought I swore too much last time…

Well per my past blog, they found some skin cancer on my nose. No biggie, they just sliced a bit, burned the hell out of the surrounding area, and called it good… but. I fucking hate buts. I get a call … Continue reading

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My 1st Grade Teacher is the Reason Why Dried Fruit Makes Me Cry… Part 2

Okay starting where we left off… Being a sweet, innocent, little girl, I was naively excited to have Satan as my substitute teacher. After all, she was always nice to me when she visited our cabin and she was my very … Continue reading

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Cease and Desist from using the J word!

My blog had its 6-month anniversary last October.  I felt bad when I realized this important milestone had passed and I had done nothing to celebrate this special occasion.  So imagine my surprise that, after the realization of my forgetation, my blog was … Continue reading

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