Tag Archives: bad
I did a bad thing and now Karma is gonna make me pee my pants.
My adorkable pup, Orko, and I hit the trails early Sunday morning. I was testing out this new leash I got him, it came with a belt for me, so I can walk him with out having my arm yanked … Continue reading
If you thought I swore too much last time…
Well per my past blog, they found some skin cancer on my nose. No biggie, they just sliced a bit, burned the hell out of the surrounding area, and called it good… but. I fucking hate buts. I get a call … Continue reading
My 1st Grade Teacher is the Reason Why Dried Fruit Makes Me Cry… Part 2
Okay starting where we left off… Being a sweet, innocent, little girl, I was naively excited to have Satan as my substitute teacher. After all, she was always nice to me when she visited our cabin and she was my very … Continue reading
Cease and Desist from using the J word!
My blog had its 6-month anniversary last October. I felt bad when I realized this important milestone had passed and I had done nothing to celebrate this special occasion. So imagine my surprise that, after the realization of my forgetation, my blog was … Continue reading