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MY BABY’S GOING TO THE FINALS!!! (baby = dog) (finals = cutest dog contest)… (your judging = shut up).

So as I previously posted I entered our adorkable dog Orko into a doggy beauty pageant aaaannnnndddddd HE’S A FINALIST!!!!!!! That’s right! Hours of deciphering messed up captchas, and bribing co-workers with pizza to vote a hundred times each, finally … Continue reading

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So per my last post, I’ve entered my dog in a beauty contest… shut up. And every day I’m going on to the voting page to vote like a thousand times… shut up. It wouldn’t be that bad but for … Continue reading

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I’ve become a pageant mom and I don’t even have a child… well not technically

Okay, so there’s this contest AZFoothills Magazine has each year for Arizona’s Cutest Dog , and this year I entered Orko.  I mean come on, look at that face! Now I mistakenly thought this was going to be a fair … Continue reading

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Monkey goes to the Salon

There has been talk that I have not been taking very good care of Drunkey Monkey *cough* *cough* *pissykittyslitterbox.com* *cough*. So I took him to Salon de Monique. Now hopefully these vicious DM abuse rumors will stop… even though he … Continue reading

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