Tag Archives: beer

Budweiser… you son of a beech!

I don’t know if any of you have seen the Budweiser Clydesdale Super Bowl commercial. But if you haven’t… DON’T WATCH IT!!! It’s brutal, seriously I’ve been crying since yesterday… but if you enjoy emotionally fucking with yourself… well then, here ya … Continue reading

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I went to a wine festival to buy bed sheets… of course I did.

(Disclaimer – yes I know my fonts are F’d up, but after an hour of trying to fix them I threw my arms up in the air, shouted some expletives, and hit the publish button… deal.) Portland’s Spring Beer and Wine … Continue reading

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Awesomest Website EVER!

I’m a nerd, and if you deem yourself awesome enough to also fly the nerd flag, then I have the AWESOMEST website for you.  ShirtPunch Yes, it’s as awesome as it sounds. But what is it you ask?  Below is … Continue reading

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Ten things I know that you may not.

1. Eigh pints of Guinness will leave you legally blind for the night. Please only test this if you have a trustworthy friend that will stay with you during the entire night and not leave cause they think you’re joking… KAMI!! 2.  … Continue reading

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Monkey goes to my Kickball game

I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned this, but I’m on a kickball team… ya that’s the game you played in elementary school that was like baseball, but instead of bats and hard balls it was played with a big red bouncy … Continue reading

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The Curse of the Lame Black Eye Stories

Just once I would like to get a black eye and have an AMAZING story to go along with it. Something like, I was attacked by crazed black bears looking for honey or I was assaulted by ninja kitties high … Continue reading

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Monkey goes to Zoo Brew 2011

Drunkey Monkey had an awesome time at the Oregon Zoo Brew! (Zoo Brew is an AMAZING event where tons of brewries give away drinks while you walk around the zoo communing with nature. DM thinks this is the best idea … Continue reading

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