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Well fuck you too 39!!

So yesterday was my birthday. I’m usually not a huge celebrater of birthdays, but seeing how this was my last year in the 30’s I thought maybe I’d make an effort… I really wish I hadn’t. The glorious day started … Continue reading

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The stars were late and my mother was naked… pretty much…

So Because I’m an amazing daughter I purchased a STELLAR birthday gift for my mother… literally. From my past posts you know that my parents are happily retired on their organic garlic farm in Washington returning to their younger days … Continue reading

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You’ve destroyed a friendship… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Okay! I’m starting to get death threats, so I will now tell the story of Ashley’s Awesomely Evil Surprise Birthday… but first, BACK STORY!… shut up, every great story needs back up. February – Ashley announces she wants to have her 30th … Continue reading

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I’m not dead… or divorced

Well… we didn’t go fishing. I KNOW, I know, I had promised an awesome story of hubby taking me on an ocean charter fishing trip! And it totally almost happened, but then for concerns of our marriage he canceled at … Continue reading

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Last 2 month recap in 200 words… or more… actually a lot more

OKAY!!! 5 cups of coffee… CHECK! 1 chocolate chip cookie as big as my head… CHECK! 3 piles of work on my desk that I should be doing instead up updating my blog… CHECK! WOO HOO!! LET’S DO THIS!! All … Continue reading

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I’ll be there on your judgement day

SOME BASTARD STOLE MY FOG LIGHT GRILLE COVERS! So what you say? Why the fuss? No big deal. IT IS A FREAKING BIG DEAL!!  And I believe that where ever that BASTARD is he has NO idea how much he’s FRACKED with my … Continue reading

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Worlds AWESOMEST Gift

My buddy Rich was quickly approaching another monumental birthday and I was seriously stuck trying to find the awesomest birthday gift ever. But finally after HOURS of Google searching, crying, hair pulling, and wailing… I FOUND IT. It was so … Continue reading

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