Tag Archives: bitch

And then I shot my dog.

I was walking my fantastic dog Orko early this morning and was not quite awake, this is why I didn’t see the other lady walking her dog, until Orko had jumped up and planted both paws right into her boobs… Me: Oh … Continue reading

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Oh Karma, You Sneaky Bitch

So per my last post I asked the age-old question, are you a bad person for laughing at your friends misfortune?  I know that sounds mean but, COME ON, how would you respond if a friend tells you they were … Continue reading

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Who’s the Worlds Greatest Wife? THIS GAL!… huh not the same impact without seeing me doing the thumb pose

As a mention in my home shopping debacle post, I went to a wine tasting last week.  And like all my wine tastings it was AWESOME!  However, this wine tasting was a little more awsomer then the others.  Like all truly … Continue reading

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Dude that sucks, excuse me while I laugh at you

Our office participates in the annual Portland to Coast Relay that is… AWESOME.  Your basically trapped in a van for 2 days and 1 night with 5 other people walking a total of 130 miles… see?… AWESOME!  Anywho, my work … Continue reading

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CIA Cat Totally Played Me!

Once again CIA Cat has made me her bitch. I think my little Jedi mind trick pissed her off and she hatched up this sneaky ass scheme to get me back! It started a couple of weeks ago. I began … Continue reading

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