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Just when ya think you’re the most awkward person in the world, your co-worker steps up and takes the crazy crown.

Sitting at my desk, about to enjoy my first cup of coffee when I felt a presence behind me, and some heavy breathing. Me: hhhhheeeyyyy Heather, how’s your morning going? Heather: I’m pretty sure I’m gonna die alone. Me:… Heather: … Continue reading

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I can tell you think you’re insulting me, but I’m only hearing “YOU’RE FRACKING AWESOME!”… “and funny”… “and dog gone it, people like you”.

Found this post on Tumblr that describes what kind of writer you are by your  sign… here’s mine… Capricorn: They don’t write one-shots. Everything (and yes they do mean *everything*) they write is part of a series or their overarching mega-macro-universe. Expect to … Continue reading

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Icebergs, they’ll make an ass out of me and… well me again.

I was reading some of my old blog postings and I realized something rather shocking… I’m an ass. There have been several blogs I’ve posted that I’ve hinted to an awesome follow up story, but have NEVER followed up… what … Continue reading

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He Started it with Torture, I ended it with a Gas Bomb

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So I learned some hard truths tonight people… HARD TRUTHS!

It all began while I was sitting at Hubby’s desk, exploring the wonder and awesomeness of China Ebay. I know China is a pretty bad country when it comes to human rights and pollution control, but MY GOD can those people offer sparkly shiny things for low, low prices and FREE SHIPPING!!

*phew* sorry, I do tend to get a little carried away when it comes to sparkly things… hence my last purchase… I just couldn’t decide between tiara or headband… so I got both! … too subtle?

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Anywho, while drooling over the new line of cyrstal encrusted nose warmers, Hubby came up to the desk, pushed me aside, got down on his knees, and stuck his head under the desk…

Me: Well Hello Sailor!

Hubby: (muffled) What?

Me: Watchya doing down there honey?

Hubby: (still muffled) I gotta swap out one of the wall cords… something… something… tech talk… nerdyness… blah.

Okay that’s not exactly what he said but it was getting boring so I zoned out and continued with my bling extravaganza shopping.

Hubby: ggahhh mig ed duck.

Me: Ya don’t say.

Hubby: MMMAAAHHHH IZ STUG!

Me: Totally

Hubby: BABE!

Me: yo

Hubby: MY HEAD IS STUCK!

Me:… it is not

Hubby: I think my hair is stuck on a screw

Me:… really?… Okay what’s the last post you read from my blog.

Hubby: What? I don’t know? The dude one?

Me: WHAT!  That was MONTHS ago!!!  Okay… time to catch up. April 17th It was a cold day and Hubby and I…

Hubby: OH COME ON! This is Torture!!!…

Me:…

Hubby:… babe… where are you going?

Me:… bed… good luck with all that down there.

Hubby: Babe!… Babe?… BABE! 

Me:… I’m back.

Hubby: Thanks hon, are you going to help me know?

Me: No

Hubby: Then why did you come back!??

Me: I just ate 2 slices of your pepperone pizza.

Hubby: You can’t eat peppperoni, it makes you… OH BABE!

Me: Welcome to War.

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Love Truly is a Battlefield

Hubby and I had a fantastic Happy Hour with Ashley, Tracy and Tricia yesterday and spent hours discussing Tracy’s upcoming wedding… Granted, Hubby had thought he was coming to have dinner with me… and had tried to make a hasty retreat when he realized … Continue reading

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Brace yourself, this is gonna sting… a lot.

Let me just start with, I did NOT want to write this post.  I’m sorry, call me a prude I don’t care, but a girl should not post about her va… her vagi… her lady parts. HOWEVER, I have “friends” … Continue reading

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Dude, It’s 8AM… Are You Drunk?

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