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India IT Guy Is Totally Screwing With Me

People I swear to God or Alah or Chuck Norris or Whatever you believe in… this story is true and happened 30 minutes ago.  Started with me calling our Companies IT number. IT Dude: Thonk you fur calling International Support Line Mr. Mona Muuuooosssess. (ok … Continue reading

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It’s a Wedding Not a Funeral, the Bride Did Not Come From My Loins, and I’d Like to Keep My Vajayjay Covered

Seriously people these are things I’ve had to tell sales people trying to sell me their idea of a “perfect dress” for my friends wedding. AAAARRRGGGHHHH! It should NOT be this hard! So what’s the problem you ask? I can … Continue reading

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Don’t Point Those Things at Me

LADIES would you please have other ladies backs…well fronts actually… okay let me explain. At work today Tif came by for our normal coffee run: Tif: Starbucks? Me: Hellz ya. Tif: WOW! Me: What? Tif: Nothing, I just didn’t realize … Continue reading

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My Mother Ladies and Gentlemen

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Dude, I mean… Dude.

Hubby: So I read your blog. Me: You did!?! EEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!  SO!? Whatchya think? Hubby: You say Dude way too much. Me: DUDE! Crap. Hubby: SEE! You need to seriously lay of the Dude’s, you use it for everything. Me: But, but, … Continue reading

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