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India IT Guy Is Totally Screwing With Me
People I swear to God or Alah or Chuck Norris or Whatever you believe in… this story is true and happened 30 minutes ago. Started with me calling our Companies IT number. IT Dude: Thonk you fur calling International Support Line Mr. Mona Muuuooosssess. (ok … Continue reading
It’s a Wedding Not a Funeral, the Bride Did Not Come From My Loins, and I’d Like to Keep My Vajayjay Covered
Seriously people these are things I’ve had to tell sales people trying to sell me their idea of a “perfect dress” for my friends wedding. AAAARRRGGGHHHH! It should NOT be this hard! So what’s the problem you ask? I can … Continue reading
Dude, I mean… Dude.
Hubby: So I read your blog. Me: You did!?! EEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! SO!? Whatchya think? Hubby: You say Dude way too much. Me: DUDE! Crap. Hubby: SEE! You need to seriously lay of the Dude’s, you use it for everything. Me: But, but, … Continue reading