Tag Archives: boobs

BOOBS!!!… that is all.

Posted on August 1, 2017 by

Hubby: BABE!? Me: sup? Hubby: Why is there a post it note on the fridge with the word boobs in bold and highlighted? Me: To remind me. Hubby: That you have boobs? Me: No, that’s just silly.  I haven’t needed … Continue reading →

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When your Skype conversation starts about fashion and ends with a suicidal spirit animal.

Posted on April 5, 2017 by

So sorry for the blurry of the blown up images! Could I have typed out the conversation instead? Sure… Did I? No. Why not? Lazy… come on people you read my blog, this should really come as no surprise!

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Hopefully You Haven’t Been Holding Your Breath… Cause You’re Probably Dead By Now… Or Really Talented…

Posted on September 30, 2013 by

So if you remember LONG ago, I was going to be a bridesmaid in my gal pal Tracy’s wedding to her Prince Charming Dan.  And I had ordered a size 8 dress 3 months before the wedding… when at that … Continue reading →

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Holy Sh%& look at my lashes… um dude, my lashes are up here!

Posted on July 17, 2013 by

I was at a “girls meeting girls for friendship and getting wasted” meetup happy hour… WHAT!?!? That’s how I meet new friends!! Anywho, I noticed the woman next to me had the longest lashes I had ever seen! I leaned … Continue reading →

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I’m being PAID to blog!!!… Kinda!!!…

Posted on July 3, 2013 by

Well it’s official, I’m official!!! Per my unisex bathroom escapade, you know that I’ve started a new job… AND that new job has a blog on their web page… AND I quickly volunteered to write posts for them… AND they … Continue reading →

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You’re Killing me Fedex!!!

Posted on July 1, 2013 by

I use “your killing me…” for everything, because The Sandlot is probably one of the greatest movies ever made!!!… seriously… watch it… if you don’t have time, here’s The Sandlot in 5 seconds… But back to the reason of this … Continue reading →

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My what big… eyes you have!

Posted on May 2, 2012 by

Just had an eye opening conversation with my gal pal Kim that makes me question everything Hubby has ever told me. Kim: I just read this funny card that said “If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after … Continue reading →

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