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When your Skype conversation starts about fashion and ends with a suicidal spirit animal.

So sorry for the blurry of the blown up images! Could I have typed out the conversation instead? Sure… Did I? No. Why not? Lazy… come on people you read my blog, this should really come as no surprise!

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Hopefully You Haven’t Been Holding Your Breath… Cause You’re Probably Dead By Now… Or Really Talented…

So if you remember LONG ago, I was going to be a bridesmaid in my gal pal Tracy’s wedding to her Prince Charming Dan.  And I had ordered a size 8 dress 3 months before the wedding… when at that … Continue reading

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Holy Sh%& look at my lashes… um dude, my lashes are up here!

I was at a “girls meeting girls for friendship and getting wasted” meetup happy hour… WHAT!?!? That’s how I meet new friends!! Anywho, I noticed the woman next to me had the longest lashes I had ever seen! I leaned … Continue reading

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I’m being PAID to blog!!!… Kinda!!!…

Well it’s official, I’m official!!! Per my unisex bathroom escapade, you know that I’ve started a new job… AND that new job has a blog on their web page… AND I quickly volunteered to write posts for them… AND they … Continue reading

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You’re Killing me Fedex!!!

I use “your killing me…” for everything, because The Sandlot is probably one of the greatest movies ever made!!!… seriously… watch it… if you don’t have time, here’s The Sandlot in 5 seconds… But back to the reason of this … Continue reading

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My what big… eyes you have!

Just had an eye opening conversation with my gal pal Kim that makes me question everything Hubby has ever told me. Kim: I just read this funny card that said “If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after … Continue reading

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He told you to put WHAT on your WHATS!?!?

I have a friend, who sent me an email, that was BRILLIANT!  And I had to share it.  I had originally thought about altering it to make it sound like she and I were having a conversation.  But then I realized I … Continue reading

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