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Thought I was being hilarious and ended up disrespecting my besties titties.
Texting with my bestie Tracy, the AMAZING chef at Served from Scratch and thought her phone made a hilarious spell check error… only it didn’t… and I felt like an ass… So because I’m not a TOTAL monster I sent … Continue reading
BOOBS!!!… that is all.
Hubby: BABE!? Me: sup? Hubby: Why is there a post it note on the fridge with the word boobs in bold and highlighted? Me: To remind me. Hubby: That you have boobs? Me: No, that’s just silly. I haven’t needed … Continue reading
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Tagged boobs, breast cancer, breasts, childhood memory, general, hubby, laugh, life, love, mammogram, marriage, random, truth
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When your Skype conversation starts about fashion and ends with a suicidal spirit animal.
So sorry for the blurry of the blown up images! Could I have typed out the conversation instead? Sure… Did I? No. Why not? Lazy… come on people you read my blog, this should really come as no surprise!
Hopefully You Haven’t Been Holding Your Breath… Cause You’re Probably Dead By Now… Or Really Talented…
So if you remember LONG ago, I was going to be a bridesmaid in my gal pal Tracy’s wedding to her Prince Charming Dan. And I had ordered a size 8 dress 3 months before the wedding… when at that … Continue reading
Holy Sh%& look at my lashes… um dude, my lashes are up here!
I was at a “girls meeting girls for friendship and getting wasted” meetup happy hour… WHAT!?!? That’s how I meet new friends!! Anywho, I noticed the woman next to me had the longest lashes I had ever seen! I leaned … Continue reading
I’m being PAID to blog!!!… Kinda!!!…
Well it’s official, I’m official!!! Per my unisex bathroom escapade, you know that I’ve started a new job… AND that new job has a blog on their web page… AND I quickly volunteered to write posts for them… AND they … Continue reading
You’re Killing me Fedex!!!
I use “your killing me…” for everything, because The Sandlot is probably one of the greatest movies ever made!!!… seriously… watch it… if you don’t have time, here’s The Sandlot in 5 seconds… But back to the reason of this … Continue reading
My what big… eyes you have!
Just had an eye opening conversation with my gal pal Kim that makes me question everything Hubby has ever told me. Kim: I just read this funny card that said “If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after … Continue reading
He told you to put WHAT on your WHATS!?!?
I have a friend, who sent me an email, that was BRILLIANT! And I had to share it. I had originally thought about altering it to make it sound like she and I were having a conversation. But then I realized I … Continue reading
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Tagged baby, boobs, breast feeding, dildos, emails, Friends, funny, george lucas, Humor, kids, life, motherhood, pornstar, star wars, vibrator
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