Tag Archives: burn
I cooked the turkey because I didn’t want my husband to set the house on fire with a deep fryer… then I set the house on fire…
IT WAS NOT MY FAULT… okay it was a smidgen my fault… But more the dogs then mine… anywho… The Thanksgiving Fire of 2013, will be remembered right up there with The Great Bathroom Fire of 02‘, and The Lightning Striked … Continue reading
Pretty sure your dog is politically incorrect and other stuff
I love my dear friend Ashley, but her taste in pets is f’d up and beginning to hurt our friendship. This was proved a few minutes ago when a little IM war broke out between her, me and Tif. It … Continue reading
Nice burn… mom.
While walking home from work today I tripped on a curb, while talking to my mother on the phone. Me: WAAHH! Mom: What happened?! Me: I just tripped on the curb. Mom: So you lied. Me: What? Mom: When you … Continue reading
OH THAT BURNS ME!
I’m 34 and Irish. You would think that with 34 years of experience being a fair-skinned, freckled Irish gal, I would know that the Sun is not my friend… in fact it hates my fucking guts. I forgot… I got burned… … Continue reading