Tag Archives: children
There Is No We In Baby
Hubby: I think we should have babies. Me: *SNORT* *COUGH* *COUGH* Hubby: You okay there babe? Me: Gin and Tonic… up nose… *gasp*… give me a second. Hubby: ok Me: Phew, okay I think I’m good, now what were you … Continue reading
Please ask your child/dwarf to stop molesting me
In my rush to be the first to comment I did not spellcheck… it’s ok… still funny!
The Curse of the Lame Black Eye Stories
Just once I would like to get a black eye and have an AMAZING story to go along with it. Something like, I was attacked by crazed black bears looking for honey or I was assaulted by ninja kitties high … Continue reading