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Christmas Time aka Card War aka My Families Better Then Your Family aka Suck It… Twice.

Aaaaahhhhhhh the holidays, a time when all the people in my life decide to shove it in my face how happy and wonderful they are by the use of my faithful United States Postal Service deliverer, Bert.  Dammit people come on!  Bert’s got bunions!! Give … Continue reading

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Last 2 month recap in 200 words… or more… actually a lot more

OKAY!!! 5 cups of coffee… CHECK! 1 chocolate chip cookie as big as my head… CHECK! 3 piles of work on my desk that I should be doing instead up updating my blog… CHECK! WOO HOO!! LET’S DO THIS!! All … Continue reading

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Happy Holidays!… and watch your back

Like to give a big holiday shout out to my buddy Kim who sent me this awesomely awful pic of a couples glamor shot with their cat. Double big holiday shout out to Lynn for photo shopping it and making it my … Continue reading

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My mother… HOW CUTE IS SHE!?!?

Just got this email from my mother and had to share, so all of you can experience the adorableness that is my mommy. (p.s. she provided the pics, but I added the captions). Well, the story is when your Dad … Continue reading

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The Bloggess and Santa, making it possible for me to call my friends assholes!

Mona posted on her Facebook page ‎”I believe in Santa Claus because of basic algebra. “Do you believe in Santa Claus?” “No, it’s just parents.” “Do you believe in parents?” “Of course.” Let’s take that to the next logical conclusion… … Continue reading

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Exploding Cookies… tis the Season!

I’m beginning to think the holidays hate me. Especially after my miserable loss to Hubby during the Family Thanksgiving Iron Chef Side Dish Cook Off. Apparently stuffing has been “done”, while banana, honey, whipped yams is “imaginative” and “wonderous”… I think my … Continue reading

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It’s so sad when a girl has to buy her own flask

A flask should be a gift, NEVER to be bought for oneself. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I was brought up.  It’s one of those life rules, right up there with don’t put your elbows on the table … Continue reading

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