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How a text almost ended my marriage… and other fun facts about moving

So as I mentioned in my last post, which you of course have not forgotten as the written image of CIA Cat exploding from both ends is seared into your brain, right next to that one horrifying time you accidentally … Continue reading

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What does your life really amount to, if your dog doesn’t even take you seriously?

So I woke up this morning with one of those uber rare feelings of “I’M GONNA GET SHIT DONE AND BE PRODUCTIVE!!”. Seeing how I NEVER feel this way I jumped out of bed and ripped the sheets of the … Continue reading

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Texting, Keeping My Marriage Alive and Funny as Hell

So I’ve been gathering a smoregusboard (well that word just destroyed my spell check) of awesome/funny/horrifying texts from Hubby that I always want to blog about… but never actually do… I know shocker, that’s so unlike me… But the last … Continue reading

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Aaahhhhh Yes, I’ve Always Been This Funny

So my parents are retiring to the country and are clearing out some of the “clutter” in their life. And apparently my GENIUS is considered clutter. My mother sent me a box of random Mona things. It contained old yearbooks, … Continue reading

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Pledge Furniture Polish is for Furniture, NOT FLOORS!

So Hubby and I are LOVING our new apartment, especially all the hardwood floors! But because we’ve never had hardwood floors before, there have been some learning experiences. 1. All furniture should have buffer pads stuck to their bottoms, so they … Continue reading

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