Tag Archives: co-worker
“And Then I Died a Little Inside”… not really but that’s a pretty gripping post title, right up there with “She Thought it Was Going to be Just Another Gyno Appointment Until…”
I just had the worlds greatest conversation and finished it off with the most spot on joke that was so freaking funny, I peed a little. I then turned to see what status of hilarity my office mate was in after … Continue reading
I Give You The Greatest Email You Will EVER Get From An IT Department
So we just got this office wide email from our IT department, which consists of 2 guys, and it’s fucking brilliant. Don’t just take my word for it, read the email yourself: Hey Kids, Over the weekend Alex and I changed … Continue reading
Death by Toilette Paper Avalanche… I Always Knew That Would be the Way I Would Go.
So long story short… hahahhahahahaha, sorry sorry I’ve just never started a story that way. I mean the best part is the long part… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Sorry, I’m still hitting the leftover Halloween candy pretty hard. SO, … Continue reading
That’s why I’m the awesomest co-worker ever!
One of my more brilliant managers decided I was just so awesome, that I deserved a $20 Starbucks gift card. And, being my awesome self, I decided to share the wealth with my dear co-worker Tif. So I shot her the … Continue reading
Does laughing mean I’m a horrible friend?
Creative writing… it’s a bitch.
And then Captain Mal shot Tif
Tif [9:10 AM]: Is that scanner behind you super heavy? Mona [9:11 AM]: … define super OH GOD OH GOD There goes my back! HA HA HA HA HA get it… ? Get It… ? GET IT… ? Tif … Continue reading
It started with holy dancing and then heaven blew up
Because it’s whimsical dammit!
So if you didn’t read my blog yesterday, and if you didn’t I’m sure you had a good reason. Here are a couple of reasons I deem good enough for not reading my blog; you were involved in an alien abduction … Continue reading