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American Express and US Airways… WHY YOU NO WORK TOGETHER!?!?
I just had the most amazing 3 way phone conversation with 2 woman that wanted to KILL each other, and it wasn’t a hi-techy 3 way with one phone, no I did it old school with 2 phones! One on the right … Continue reading
Dammit shoes get your act together!!
So I had the most annoying conversation with my shoes today. Now before you call the crazy wagon, cause I believe my shoes can talk, let me just say… is there really a crazy wagon?? They had one in Beauty … Continue reading
Okay, Now My Dad’s Involved… Shit Just Got Real… YOU’RE GOING DOWN DEVIL!!!
Per my last two-part blog posts, you are now VERY familiar with my experience of having the Devil as a substitute teacher for my 1st grade class. If you haven’t read them yet, here are the links… Part 1… Part 2… hurry up … Continue reading
Our New Apartment is Forcing Me to be a Better Person
This is a conversation that Hubby and I had this morning after he found me doing something shocking on our bedroom floor… Hubby: What the hell!? Me: *grunt* What? *groan* Hubby: What are you doing?!? Me: *gasp* Isn’t it obvious? Hubby: Well, … Continue reading
Don’t ask me about dating, I’m married I know nothing
I love my bitches (not being crude that’s the name of my group of gal friends) and would do anything for them, but when it comes to offering advice on dating, I let them down every time. Apparently dating in the … Continue reading
If You Can Remember The Entire Party, You Obviously Didn’t Have An Awesome Time
Posted in Facebook/IM Dialogue, Humor
Tagged crazy, dancing, Drinking, facebook, Friends, funny, Humor, life, party, what the hell
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IT STILL COUNTS, YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!
Me: YOU CHEATING BASTARD! Hubby: huh… wha… Me: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU LEFT ME FOR HER! Hubby: Babe, what the… HEY, STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR PILLOW! Me: You deserve it you cheating, good for nothing, Casanova wanna be, asshole! Hubby: What are you … Continue reading
OH, No He Di’int!
Please read the title of this post again. EXCEPT this time do it with a Sassy Puerto Rican accent, snap your fingers and pop your hip… aaahhhh much better. Ok, so as you all know I heart kickball… bbbuuutttt my love for it has been dwindling a … Continue reading
It’s Her Own Fault For Asking Me
To: Mona From: Sarah Subject: Tasha’s Bachelorette Shin Dig… Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:18:30 Hi Sweety, So I was taking to Rod and he said that Tasha’s bachelorette party is only her and two friends..??? I think we should do … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged bachelorette party, condom, crazy, crown, donkey, email, fire department, Friends, fun, funny, Humor, laugh, limo, petroleum jelly, tattoo, tiara, wedding
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