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Talking to myself always makes me feel like a dumbass

Me: I have to do something different, over a month of being home is messing with my mind. Myself: Jesus, don’t be so dramatic you’re fine. Me: Am I?!? Cause I’m pretty sure scientist say when the voices in your … Continue reading

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American Express and US Airways… WHY YOU NO WORK TOGETHER!?!?

I just had the most amazing 3 way phone conversation with 2 woman that wanted to KILL each other, and it wasn’t a hi-techy 3 way with one phone, no I did it old school with 2 phones! One on the right … Continue reading

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Dammit shoes get your act together!!

So I had the most annoying conversation with my shoes today. Now before you call the crazy wagon, cause I believe my shoes can talk, let me just say… is there really a crazy wagon?? They had one in Beauty … Continue reading

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Okay, Now My Dad’s Involved… Shit Just Got Real… YOU’RE GOING DOWN DEVIL!!!

Per my last two-part blog posts, you are now VERY familiar with my experience of having the Devil as a substitute teacher for my 1st grade class. If you haven’t read them yet, here are the links… Part 1… Part 2… hurry up … Continue reading

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Our New Apartment is Forcing Me to be a Better Person

This is a conversation that Hubby and I had this morning after he found me doing something shocking on our bedroom floor… Hubby: What the hell!? Me: *grunt* What? *groan* Hubby: What are you doing?!? Me: *gasp* Isn’t it obvious? Hubby: Well, … Continue reading

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Don’t ask me about dating, I’m married I know nothing

I love my bitches (not being crude that’s the name of my group of gal friends) and would do anything for them, but when it comes to offering advice on dating, I let them down every time. Apparently dating in the … Continue reading

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If You Can Remember The Entire Party, You Obviously Didn’t Have An Awesome Time

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