Tag Archives: dance

I am LADY OF THE DANCE!!!… actually I’m more like Drunk Googler of the Web who shouldn’t be allowed to get to her credit card after 3 drinks…

Posted on February 3, 2017 by

Me: Don’t laugh or roll your eyes or sigh at the next thing I’m going to tell you. Hubby: Oh god what? Me: Well last night, after I finished off that excellent merlot that you brought home, I thought how … Continue reading →

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I stepped on something, almost died, and now my neighbor locks his doors.

Posted on July 23, 2014 by

I was raised country, which means my feet are always bare.  The minute I get home I’ll flip off my shoes and refuse to put them on again until I have to head out to join the civilized world. In my … Continue reading →

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Emma Stone, Spice Girls, and Your Dog Pooping on Your Pillow… it’s that kind of Friday.

Posted on March 21, 2014 by

So my good friend Emma is a HUGE Spice Girls Fan… seriously… she will lose her shit the minute a Spice Girl song comes on.  Doesn’t matter where we are, it could be at a club, in a car, at … Continue reading →

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Pledge Furniture Polish is for Furniture, NOT FLOORS!

Posted on May 31, 2012 by

So Hubby and I are LOVING our new apartment, especially all the hardwood floors! But because we’ve never had hardwood floors before, there have been some learning experiences. 1. All furniture should have buffer pads stuck to their bottoms, so they … Continue reading →

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DARE YOU to watch and NOT wanna play kickball!

Posted on May 9, 2012 by

:44 Dancing pink girl in back right with piggy tails… ya that’s me. :59 My current team, Tiara & Ascots, in light blue. 1:07 Dancing blue girl at home plate… ya that’s me. 1:39 Girl with mouth wide open at bottom of picture… … Continue reading →

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Zumba in 5 awkward steps

Posted on February 3, 2012 by

Tif and I decided to test the fates and joined a Zumba class… it’s been two weeks and… WE LOVE IT! Zumba is the dance of my people! My Latin, Spanish, Indian, Irish, People! While I strongly urge everyone to join a Zumba class, … Continue reading →

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I’M NOT DEAD!

Posted on January 3, 2012 by

I know it’s been forever and a half since I’ve last posted but I swear it’s because I’ve been swamped/sick, not dead. I’m alive, don’t eat me!… I don’t know why you would, but just to cover my bases. Anywho, I … Continue reading →

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No Poo… Oh Shit!

Posted on August 16, 2011 by

Me: Babe when was the last time you cleaned the litter box? Hubby: Is this a trick question? Me: SHIT! Hubby: Ok! I’m on it, calm yourself. Me: No, I’ve been cleaning it regularly. Hubby: So that WAS a trick question. … Continue reading →

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If You Didn’t Want to be Embarrassed, You Shouldn’t Have Agreed to be My Friend

Posted on August 3, 2011 by

It’s totally true, if you are easily embarrassed you and I can never be friends. Tif just learned that 10 minutes ago while we were at Starbucks. Me: Ha! Tif: What? Me: I just remembered the greatest video from You Tube … Continue reading →

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Never Come Between CIA Cat and Her Prey

Posted on July 12, 2011 by

Me: BABE HELP!! Hubby: What’s up? Me: A butterfly got in the house and CIA Cat is trying to eat it! Hubby: So? Me: BABE! Hubby: You let her eat the moths that get in. Me: That’s different. Hubby: How? They have the … Continue reading →

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