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Just when ya think you’re the most awkward person in the world, your co-worker steps up and takes the crazy crown.

Sitting at my desk, about to enjoy my first cup of coffee when I felt a presence behind me, and some heavy breathing. Me: hhhhheeeyyyy Heather, how’s your morning going? Heather: I’m pretty sure I’m gonna die alone. Me:… Heather: … Continue reading

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HEY! I’m not hitting on you, I’m just trying to pimp out my friend!

So I have a beautiful girlfriend that has been single for WAY too long and I have recently made it my mission to get her hooked up with a handsome fella. However, I’ve hit some unforeseen snags… ya you knew that was … Continue reading

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I’m alone… and surrounded by drunks… lucky bastards

So the Pros of having a meetup group is you can meet tons of fun and interesting people while doing fun and interesting things. So the Cons of having a meetup group is you can get stood up… a lot. … Continue reading

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Five Things Guys Can Do In Every Day Life To Be More Attractive To Women.

Okay guys I’m being totally serious, do these simple every day 5 things and you will look 38.6% more attractive to women.  1. Hold a door open for a girl.   Not just the car door on a date! Good, but try not … Continue reading

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Don’t ask me about dating, I’m married I know nothing

I love my bitches (not being crude that’s the name of my group of gal friends) and would do anything for them, but when it comes to offering advice on dating, I let them down every time. Apparently dating in the … Continue reading

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Why My Morning Walk Sucked

I don’t know why everything about my walk this morning sucked, it’s usually a very happy and enjoyable start to my day. 1. Neighbors Dog – I love it when he runs along side me yapping and jumping on his hind legs (I … Continue reading

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