Tag Archives: dating

Just when ya think you’re the most awkward person in the world, your co-worker steps up and takes the crazy crown.

Posted on October 25, 2019 by

Sitting at my desk, about to enjoy my first cup of coffee when I felt a presence behind me, and some heavy breathing. Me: hhhhheeeyyyy Heather, how’s your morning going? Heather: I’m pretty sure I’m gonna die alone. Me:… Heather: … Continue reading →

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HEY! I’m not hitting on you, I’m just trying to pimp out my friend!

Posted on August 3, 2015 by

So I have a beautiful girlfriend that has been single for WAY too long and I have recently made it my mission to get her hooked up with a handsome fella. However, I’ve hit some unforeseen snags… ya you knew that was … Continue reading →

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I’m alone… and surrounded by drunks… lucky bastards

Posted on February 6, 2014 by

So the Pros of having a meetup group is you can meet tons of fun and interesting people while doing fun and interesting things. So the Cons of having a meetup group is you can get stood up… a lot. … Continue reading →

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Five Things Guys Can Do In Every Day Life To Be More Attractive To Women.

Posted on October 21, 2011 by

Okay guys I’m being totally serious, do these simple every day 5 things and you will look 38.6% more attractive to women.  1. Hold a door open for a girl.   Not just the car door on a date! Good, but try not … Continue reading →

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Don’t ask me about dating, I’m married I know nothing

Posted on October 4, 2011 by

I love my bitches (not being crude that’s the name of my group of gal friends) and would do anything for them, but when it comes to offering advice on dating, I let them down every time. Apparently dating in the … Continue reading →

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Why My Morning Walk Sucked

Posted on July 15, 2011 by

I don’t know why everything about my walk this morning sucked, it’s usually a very happy and enjoyable start to my day. 1. Neighbors Dog – I love it when he runs along side me yapping and jumping on his hind legs (I … Continue reading →

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