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Depression is a sneaky piece of s#&%.

The last couple of months have been really good for me.  Hubby and I have been taking lots of little exploration road trips around the northwest.  Orko is LOVING my new job which allows him to come to work with … Continue reading

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The Squeeze

Hello Strangers, So I’ve been blog awol for a while. I have to admit it’s pretty hard to come back to this place of fun, silliness, and random fires that, let’s be honest, is my life. February 14th my mom … Continue reading

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So Facebook Says You Have Hundreds of Friends… PROVE IT.

This is going to be weird for some of you, but I’m about to post a serious post.  I know, I rarely do these as I really hate being serious.  But something has happened to a dear friend of mine that … Continue reading

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Death by Toilette Paper Avalanche… I Always Knew That Would be the Way I Would Go.

So long story short… hahahhahahahaha, sorry sorry I’ve just never started a story that way.  I mean the best part is the long part… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Sorry, I’m still hitting the leftover Halloween candy pretty hard. SO, … Continue reading

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And that’s how I, accidently, destroyed a Yoga instructor

I like cheese… cheese don’t like me… It’s shocking how many times I forget this, case in point, last night. It started with me sitting on the couch with a full box of crackers and a block of cheese, it … Continue reading

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And that’s how I caused mass hysteria on public transport

I would just like to start this blog, the same way I start most of my stories that end in total and complete mayhem, by stating that it was NOT. MY. FAULT… okay maybe a little bit. This is how … Continue reading

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My dog has excellent taste in literature… literally

Me: Well, we now know that Orko has excellent taste in literature, he ate one of my Harry Potter books. Ashley: Which one? Me: The Half Blood Prince. Ashley: I would have figured Deathly Hollows, kind of like a payback … Continue reading

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