Tag Archives: death
Depression is a sneaky piece of s#&%.
The last couple of months have been really good for me. Hubby and I have been taking lots of little exploration road trips around the northwest. Orko is LOVING my new job which allows him to come to work with … Continue reading
The Squeeze
Hello Strangers, So I’ve been blog awol for a while. I have to admit it’s pretty hard to come back to this place of fun, silliness, and random fires that, let’s be honest, is my life. February 14th my mom … Continue reading
So Facebook Says You Have Hundreds of Friends… PROVE IT.
This is going to be weird for some of you, but I’m about to post a serious post. I know, I rarely do these as I really hate being serious. But something has happened to a dear friend of mine that … Continue reading
Death by Toilette Paper Avalanche… I Always Knew That Would be the Way I Would Go.
So long story short… hahahhahahahaha, sorry sorry I’ve just never started a story that way. I mean the best part is the long part… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Sorry, I’m still hitting the leftover Halloween candy pretty hard. SO, … Continue reading
And that’s how I caused mass hysteria on public transport
I would just like to start this blog, the same way I start most of my stories that end in total and complete mayhem, by stating that it was NOT. MY. FAULT… okay maybe a little bit. This is how … Continue reading
My dog has excellent taste in literature… literally
Me: Well, we now know that Orko has excellent taste in literature, he ate one of my Harry Potter books. Ashley: Which one? Me: The Half Blood Prince. Ashley: I would have figured Deathly Hollows, kind of like a payback … Continue reading
Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink…
I love our new puppy Orko. Hubby loves Orko. Our family loves Orko. All our friends love Orko. CIA Cat is plotting Orko’s death. But the good news is that Orko’s on to CIA Cat’s evil plan and makes it a … Continue reading
Death by Bacon… not as cool as you would think.
So Hubby and I stopped for a “quick” “bite” yesterday. It’s wasn’t quick… and most definitely was NOT a bite. I give you… Hubby’s burger. Me: BABE! Hubby: What? Me: That’s a walking heart attack! Hubby: No, it’s the Boogy … Continue reading