Tag Archives: death

The Squeeze

Posted on May 16, 2018 by

Hello Strangers, So I’ve been blog awol for a while. I have to admit it’s pretty hard to come back to this place of fun, silliness, and random fires that, let’s be honest, is my life. February 14th my mom … Continue reading →

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So Facebook Says You Have Hundreds of Friends… PROVE IT.

Posted on August 4, 2014 by

This is going to be weird for some of you, but I’m about to post a serious post.  I know, I rarely do these as I really hate being serious.  But something has happened to a dear friend of mine that … Continue reading →

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Death by Toilette Paper Avalanche… I Always Knew That Would be the Way I Would Go.

Posted on November 7, 2013 by

So long story short… hahahhahahahaha, sorry sorry I’ve just never started a story that way.  I mean the best part is the long part… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Sorry, I’m still hitting the leftover Halloween candy pretty hard. SO, … Continue reading →

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And that’s how I, accidently, destroyed a Yoga instructor

Posted on April 10, 2013 by

I like cheese… cheese don’t like me… It’s shocking how many times I forget this, case in point, last night. It started with me sitting on the couch with a full box of crackers and a block of cheese, it … Continue reading →

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And that’s how I caused mass hysteria on public transport

Posted on April 8, 2013 by

I would just like to start this blog, the same way I start most of my stories that end in total and complete mayhem, by stating that it was NOT. MY. FAULT… okay maybe a little bit. This is how … Continue reading →

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My dog has excellent taste in literature… literally

Posted on February 21, 2013 by

Me: Well, we now know that Orko has excellent taste in literature, he ate one of my Harry Potter books. Ashley: Which one? Me: The Half Blood Prince. Ashley: I would have figured Deathly Hollows, kind of like a payback … Continue reading →

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Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink…

Posted on November 13, 2012 by

I love our new puppy Orko. Hubby loves Orko. Our family loves Orko. All our friends love Orko. CIA Cat is plotting Orko’s death. But the good news is that Orko’s on to CIA Cat’s evil plan and makes it a … Continue reading →

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