Tag Archives: dogs

I stepped on something, almost died, and now my neighbor locks his doors.

I was raised country, which means my feet are always bare.  The minute I get home I’ll flip off my shoes and refuse to put them on again until I have to head out to join the civilized world. In my … Continue reading

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And then I shot my dog.

I was walking my fantastic dog Orko early this morning and was not quite awake, this is why I didn’t see the other lady walking her dog, until Orko had jumped up and planted both paws right into her boobs… Me: Oh … Continue reading

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My Dog is Edward Cullen… that’s not creepy…

Hubby: Orko was a huge pain in the ass after you went to bed last night. Me: Did he fart and try to blame it on you? Hubby: … no. Me: Did he refuse to give up his TV remote … Continue reading

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And That’s How My Kickball Team Got Taken Out By a Small Convertible

I love my kickball team, Tiaras & Ascots.  You all know this as I’ve posted about their awesomeness a MILLION times. But, I have to admit, I love our team mascot, Nigel, just a tiny bit more WELL COME ON, … Continue reading

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Pretty sure your dog is politically incorrect and other stuff

I love my dear friend Ashley, but her taste in pets is f’d up and beginning to hurt our friendship. This was proved a few minutes ago when a little IM war broke out between her, me and Tif. It … Continue reading

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So aparantly all dog owners are psychopaths

I learn the most interesting things while Hubby and I are just driving around. Me: Why can’t I have a dog? Hubby: We live in a one bedroom apartment. Me: So we’ll get a small… Hubby: I will NEVER own … Continue reading

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