Tag Archives: dreams
My 1st Grade Teacher is the Reason Why Dried Fruit Makes Me Cry… Part 2
Okay starting where we left off… Being a sweet, innocent, little girl, I was naively excited to have Satan as my substitute teacher. After all, she was always nice to me when she visited our cabin and she was my very … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged bad, banana, class, dehydrator, devil, dreams, fire, giant killer banana, good, kids, nightmares, sad, squirrel, teacher, wrong
6 Comments
IT STILL COUNTS, YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!
Me: YOU CHEATING BASTARD! Hubby: huh… wha… Me: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU LEFT ME FOR HER! Hubby: Babe, what the… HEY, STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR PILLOW! Me: You deserve it you cheating, good for nothing, Casanova wanna be, asshole! Hubby: What are you … Continue reading