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Hello, My Name is Mona, And it’s been 6 Months Since My Last Royal Screw Up

Okay we all know that title to be a lie, but I’m currently ranking my screw ups on levels of, “It could have happened to anyone” to “Jesus Christ Woman!… I mean… WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?”. ¬†And when you look at … Continue reading

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It’s a Wedding Not a Funeral, the Bride Did Not Come From My Loins, and I’d Like to Keep My Vajayjay Covered

Seriously people these are things I’ve had to tell sales people trying to sell me their idea of a “perfect dress” for my friends wedding. AAAARRRGGGHHHH! It should NOT be this hard! So what’s the problem you ask? I can … Continue reading

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