Tag Archives: Drinking

I’m running and nothings chasing me… we live in F’d up times.

So my daily activity of couch eating and bathtub drinking has caused some dire effects. During my last ladies virtual HH some evil bastard suggested we all put on a pair of our favorite jeans. We did laughing, being obtuse … Continue reading

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The Martian+Gin+Me = Hubby Asking What He Did To Deserve This Life

Hubby: “… let me just make sure I’m following along with you, Matt Damon’s character would have never gotten off Mars, if it hadn’t been for the NASA guy’s Executive Assistant?” Me: “YES!” Hubby: “… how?” Me: “Oh my god … Continue reading

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I am LADY OF THE DANCE!!!… actually I’m more like Drunk Googler of the Web who shouldn’t be allowed to get to her credit card after 3 drinks…

Me: Don’t laugh or roll your eyes or sigh at the next thing I’m going to tell you. Hubby: Oh god what? Me: Well last night, after I finished off that excellent merlot that you brought home, I thought how … Continue reading

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This Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE… and make you a little drunk… okay a lot drunk.

Okay I take my turkey cooking pretty damn serious.  My first turkey I ever cooked for Hubby took 12 hours to cook and ended up with the inside still frozen and the outside as dry as hell.  We agreed, for the sanctity of our new … Continue reading

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Hubby thinks I have a problem… I think I’m living the dream… You decide…

Hubby: … Really babe? Me: What!?!? Hubby: You’re drinking wine in the morning, in bed, and from the bottle! Me: Okay well it’s actually 11am, so some might argue that it’s the afternoon, and it’s Saturday which is the kind of day … Continue reading

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Sometimes you just need a friend to call you a filthy whore.

So I made the classic mistake of inviting people to my house. It’s not that I don’t like people, I LOVE people. I love feeding people and making them drink absurd amounts of wine, all the while making them go … Continue reading

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I’m alone… and surrounded by drunks… lucky bastards

So the Pros of having a meetup group is you can meet tons of fun and interesting people while doing fun and interesting things. So the Cons of having a meetup group is you can get stood up… a lot. … Continue reading

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Don’t Ya Wish Your Bestie Was Awesome Like Mine!?!?!

So I drank all the Gin in the house… stop judging… okay judge a little, I would. So being funny, and pretty drunk, I sent my bestie Ashley a text with a photo of me with an empty glass and … Continue reading

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GOOD GOD! Who Gave Those Women a Meetup Group!?!?!

So I’ve been in Arizona for almost 3 months and have been to hundreds of Meetup gatherings…. really??… you don’t know what meetup is!?!? DAMMIT READERS!! GET IT TOGETHER!!! Meetup.com is a site that allows you to join tons of … Continue reading

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Holy Sh*t, I Have Superpowers!!

So last weekend me and some of my favorite ladies had a spring clothing exchange. For those of you that don’t know what this is, you’re weird… but I’ll still explain. All of your friends gather together with clothes they don’t … Continue reading

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