Tag Archives: Dude

YES, ALL THIS SWEARING IS NECESSARY!!!!

Okay people, I say this cause I love you all… SUNSCREEN!! Use that shit, and not the low numbered shit, I’m talking the good shit, 30+ baby! Put that shit on everyday, sometimes twice a day, fuck it, reapply that … Continue reading

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GAH! I’m a horrible, very important, person!!!

So I know it’s been FOREVER since I’ve posted something new, and it’s not that I haven’t had interesting things to post about… THIS IS ME WE’RE TALKING ABOUT! I mean last week Hubby took me to a high speed … Continue reading

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Holy Sh%& look at my lashes… um dude, my lashes are up here!

I was at a “girls meeting girls for friendship and getting wasted” meetup happy hour… WHAT!?!? That’s how I meet new friends!! Anywho, I noticed the woman next to me had the longest lashes I had ever seen! I leaned … Continue reading

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How falling to meet Joss Whedon, turned into me not having children… stick with me.

So my friend Ashley just posted something horrifying on Facebook: Ashley: I just saw Joss fucking Whedon walking downtown Portland. It was literally all I could do not to attack him and request a picture! Me: … you didn’t… WHO … Continue reading

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Good Lord I’m 5… teeheeheeheehee

I peeled an orange in one peel! I was so proud of this amazing accomplishment, that I felt it must be shared with the world… or at the very least the rest of  my office. So I rolled it back … Continue reading

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My Horn Needs an Attitude Adjustment

Someone needs to invent a car horn that will honk with the same emotion that you are feeling when you press it. And I don’t mean one of those novelty horns that you can attach to your car that honks sounds like … Continue reading

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Okay, Now My Dad’s Involved… Shit Just Got Real… YOU’RE GOING DOWN DEVIL!!!

Per my last two-part blog posts, you are now VERY familiar with my experience of having the Devil as a substitute teacher for my 1st grade class. If you haven’t read them yet, here are the links… Part 1… Part 2… hurry up … Continue reading

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