Tag Archives: Dude

YES, ALL THIS SWEARING IS NECESSARY!!!!

Okay people, I say this cause I love you all… SUNSCREEN!! Use that shit, and not the low numbered shit, I’m talking the good shit, 30+ baby! Put that shit on everyday, sometimes twice a day, fuck it, reapply that … Continue reading

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GAH! I’m a horrible, very important, person!!!

So I know it’s been FOREVER since I’ve posted something new, and it’s not that I haven’t had interesting things to post about… THIS IS ME WE’RE TALKING ABOUT! I mean last week Hubby took me to a high speed … Continue reading

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Holy Sh%& look at my lashes… um dude, my lashes are up here!

I was at a “girls meeting girls for friendship and getting wasted” meetup happy hour… WHAT!?!? That’s how I meet new friends!! Anywho, I noticed the woman next to me had the longest lashes I had ever seen! I leaned … Continue reading

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How falling to meet Joss Whedon, turned into me not having children… stick with me.

So my friend Ashley just posted something horrifying on Facebook: Ashley: I just saw Joss fucking Whedon walking downtown Portland. It was literally all I could do not to attack him and request a picture! Me: … you didn’t… WHO … Continue reading

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Good Lord I’m 5… teeheeheeheehee

I peeled an orange in one peel! I was so proud of this amazing accomplishment, that I felt it must be shared with the world… or at the very least the rest of  my office. So I rolled it back … Continue reading

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My Horn Needs an Attitude Adjustment

Someone needs to invent a car horn that will honk with the same emotion that you are feeling when you press it. And I don’t mean one of those novelty horns that you can attach to your car that honks sounds like … Continue reading

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Okay, Now My Dad’s Involved… Shit Just Got Real… YOU’RE GOING DOWN DEVIL!!!

Per my last two-part blog posts, you are now VERY familiar with my experience of having the Devil as a substitute teacher for my 1st grade class. If you haven’t read them yet, here are the links… Part 1… Part 2… hurry up … Continue reading

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I was winning… until Ashley kitty photo bombed us.

Ashley, Tracy, and I thought it would be a GREAT idea to all go on a diet together… I know, I know images of train wrecks and nuclear explosions suddenly jumped in front of your eyes, but stick with me. … Continue reading

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Spock will fuck your rock up!

Ashley  Posted a Picture on Facebook And now I will never loose Rock, Paper, Scissors Mona  but what about Spock? Ashley  Well if you think about it, live long and prosper, kinda looks like scissors … So therefore rock beats … Continue reading

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India IT Guy Is Totally Screwing With Me

People I swear to God or Alah or Chuck Norris or Whatever you believe in… this story is true and happened 30 minutes ago.  Started with me calling our Companies IT number. IT Dude: Thonk you fur calling International Support Line Mr. Mona Muuuooosssess. (ok … Continue reading

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