Tag Archives: eating

I’m running and nothings chasing me… we live in F’d up times.

So my daily activity of couch eating and bathtub drinking has caused some dire effects. During my last ladies virtual HH some evil bastard suggested we all put on a pair of our favorite jeans. We did laughing, being obtuse … Continue reading

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My Hubby and the Dog find the idea of me running horrifying… harsh.

So my fabulous job has lunches catered into the office and, like most days, I ate WAY too much and was paying for it later in the day with buddha food belly regrets. I texted Hubby about the terrible tummy situation I was … Continue reading

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Sometimes you just need a friend to call you a filthy whore.

So I made the classic mistake of inviting people to my house. It’s not that I don’t like people, I LOVE people. I love feeding people and making them drink absurd amounts of wine, all the while making them go … Continue reading

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If you live in Arizona, please do not be alarmed by fire balls in the sky for the next month…

After doing some number crunching Hubby and I discovered that we spend around the sum of a small countries national income on eating out. We decided to make all our meals at home… outside… on the grill.  Hubby’s request, apparently all … Continue reading

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I blame my parents for leaving the chicken out of my sex talk.

One of my gal pals, Emma, is having a birthday bash this weekend at a VERY swanky restaurant. Since I’ve never been I decided to check out their menu online… dude. Here’s just a couple things from the Small Plates … Continue reading

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Happy 1 year anniversary, you lazy ass!

I’ve been blogging for one year! And it’s been over a week since my last blog… Anniversary Fail! To be fair the tax season is my busiest time of the year at work. I actually had to give up my … Continue reading

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Arguing with Me, Myself, and I

Just had a pretty upsetting argument with myself over lunch.  It all started with me microwaving the left over steak from last night’s dinner. Me:  mmmmmmmm steak. Myself:  um… Me… what are you doing? Me:  About to eat this delicious … Continue reading

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