Tag Archives: eating

My Hubby and the Dog find the idea of me running horrifying… harsh.

So my fabulous job has lunches catered into the office and, like most days, I ate WAY too much and was paying for it later in the day with buddha food belly regrets. I texted Hubby about the terrible tummy situation I was … Continue reading

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Sometimes you just need a friend to call you a filthy whore.

So I made the classic mistake of inviting people to my house. It’s not that I don’t like people, I LOVE people. I love feeding people and making them drink absurd amounts of wine, all the while making them go … Continue reading

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If you live in Arizona, please do not be alarmed by fire balls in the sky for the next month…

After doing some number crunching Hubby and I discovered that we spend around the sum of a small countries national income on eating out. We decided to make all our meals at home… outside… on the grill.  Hubby’s request, apparently all … Continue reading

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I blame my parents for leaving the chicken out of my sex talk.

One of my gal pals, Emma, is having a birthday bash this weekend at a VERY swanky restaurant. Since I’ve never been I decided to check out their menu online… dude. Here’s just a couple things from the Small Plates … Continue reading

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Happy 1 year anniversary, you lazy ass!

I’ve been blogging for one year! And it’s been over a week since my last blog… Anniversary Fail! To be fair the tax season is my busiest time of the year at work. I actually had to give up my … Continue reading

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Arguing with Me, Myself, and I

Just had a pretty upsetting argument with myself over lunch.  It all started with me microwaving the left over steak from last night’s dinner. Me:  mmmmmmmm steak. Myself:  um… Me… what are you doing? Me:  About to eat this delicious … Continue reading

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