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Just when ya think you’re the most awkward person in the world, your co-worker steps up and takes the crazy crown.

Sitting at my desk, about to enjoy my first cup of coffee when I felt a presence behind me, and some heavy breathing. Me: hhhhheeeyyyy Heather, how’s your morning going? Heather: I’m pretty sure I’m gonna die alone. Me:… Heather: … Continue reading

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Hubby thinks I have a problem… I think I’m living the dream… You decide…

Hubby: … Really babe? Me: What!?!? Hubby: You’re drinking wine in the morning, in bed, and from the bottle! Me: Okay well it’s actually 11am, so some might argue that it’s the afternoon, and it’s Saturday which is the kind of day … Continue reading

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Emma Stone, Spice Girls, and Your Dog Pooping on Your Pillow… it’s that kind of Friday.

So my good friend Emma is a HUGE Spice Girls Fan… seriously… she will lose her shit the minute a Spice Girl song comes on.  Doesn’t matter where we are, it could be at a club, in a car, at … Continue reading

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Damn You Google Image Search, You Beautiful Bastard, You Totally Get Me!

Do you ever have one of those moments when you’re just sitting thinking about what you’re going to do this weekend, and then you wonder if you should make a list, and then you try to remember if you have … Continue reading

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How falling to meet Joss Whedon, turned into me not having children… stick with me.

So my friend Ashley just posted something horrifying on Facebook: Ashley: I just saw Joss fucking Whedon walking downtown Portland. It was literally all I could do not to attack him and request a picture! Me: … you didn’t… WHO … Continue reading

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Facebook, telling the world of your sexual shortcomings since 1997

Aaahhhhh Facebook, once again you have made me look like an idiot… a TMI idiot. Explaining, this morning I discovered that my back passenger window refused to roll up. So I did what anyone would do, I posted my situation and … Continue reading

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And that’s how I, accidently, destroyed a Yoga instructor

I like cheese… cheese don’t like me… It’s shocking how many times I forget this, case in point, last night. It started with me sitting on the couch with a full box of crackers and a block of cheese, it … Continue reading

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