Tag Archives: Fashion

When your Skype conversation starts about fashion and ends with a suicidal spirit animal.

So sorry for the blurry of the blown up images! Could I have typed out the conversation instead? Sure… Did I? No. Why not? Lazy… come on people you read my blog, this should really come as no surprise!

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My evil magical billowy pants are trying to kill me

The only reason I can think of why my pants are trying to kill me, is because they don’t fit.  I’ve packed on a couple pounds since I bought the pants and I’m not able to zip them up all the … Continue reading

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Holy Sh*t, I Have Superpowers!!

So last weekend me and some of my favorite ladies had a spring clothing exchange. For those of you that don’t know what this is, you’re weird… but I’ll still explain. All of your friends gather together with clothes they don’t … Continue reading

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Creative writing… it’s a bitch.

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Awesomest Website EVER!

I’m a nerd, and if you deem yourself awesome enough to also fly the nerd flag, then I have the AWESOMEST website for you.  ShirtPunch Yes, it’s as awesome as it sounds. But what is it you ask?  Below is … Continue reading

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Slutty Halloween, you know it’s your favorite time of the year

Slutty Halloween was last Saturday.  Monday is cute and fuzzy Halloween when little rug rats run around in Power Rangers and Hello Kitties costumes, knocking on doors and screeching Trick or Treat at sound decimals I can’t hear but Poopsy next door obviously can … Continue reading

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Are You Fing Kidding Me?!?

As you can tell from my blog header and some of the random pictures I’ve posted, I’m a blonde.  Have been for a couple of years now.  But last month I decided I needed a change.  I needed to shake … Continue reading

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Five Things Guys Can Do In Every Day Life To Be More Attractive To Women.

Okay guys I’m being totally serious, do these simple every day 5 things and you will look 38.6% more attractive to women.  1. Hold a door open for a girl.   Not just the car door on a date! Good, but try not … Continue reading

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Beware of Shoe Vultures on Facebook!

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Dude, It’s 8AM… Are You Drunk?

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