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I’m fat because I LOVE YOU!

I just read this amazing article about how you can tell how happy a married couple is by how fat they are! And if they’re married and skinny then they must be REALLY unhappy and considering divorce!!! Okay maybe that’s not … Continue reading

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Death by Bacon… not as cool as you would think.

So Hubby and I stopped for a “quick” “bite” yesterday.  It’s wasn’t quick… and most definitely was NOT a bite. I give you… Hubby’s burger. Me: BABE! Hubby: What? Me: That’s a walking heart attack! Hubby: No, it’s the Boogy … Continue reading

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Just Call Me Fat Fat Fatty McFatten

Me: I’m Fat Hubby: No you’re not, you’re gorgeous. Me: Oh honey that’s sweet, but you don’t know the truth. Hubby:  Babe you’re perfect, you don’t need to lose a pound… what truth? Me: *sigh* Alright I didn’t want to have … Continue reading

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