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Marriage, it’s about really knowing your partner, and the awkward photos that follow…

  I love my Hubby and pretty sure on good days he loves me, but I’m certain that if there had been texting back when we started dating, about 20 years ago, he would have NEVER given me a second date. Case … Continue reading

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Sometimes you just need a friend to call you a filthy whore.

So I made the classic mistake of inviting people to my house. It’s not that I don’t like people, I LOVE people. I love feeding people and making them drink absurd amounts of wine, all the while making them go … Continue reading

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There Is No We In Baby

Hubby: I think we should have babies. Me: *SNORT* *COUGH* *COUGH* Hubby: You okay there babe? Me: Gin and Tonic… up nose… *gasp*… give me a second. Hubby: ok Me: Phew, okay I think I’m good, now what were you … Continue reading

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Marriage means NOT saying the first thing that comes to mind

Yesterday Hubby and I were driving to get some delicious FroYo. Me: But babe I LOVE gummy bears, it’s really mean that you wont let me get gummy bears on my FroYo. Hubby: Those gummy bears are stale! Me: SO!?! That’s the way I like … Continue reading

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It wasn’t me… IT WAS THE APPLE!

Once again I have completed the awesomely, amazing Portland to Coast Relay.  It’s a 2 day relay covering over 160 miles involving 2 vans and 6 girls in each van.  I do this every year with the lovely ladies of … Continue reading

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Hey Dumb Ass, 2+2 does not equal 53

Tif: Good Lord Woman! Shut your mouth before a bus drives through it. Me: *YAWN* Sorry, I could not get to sleep last night. Tif: Reading? Me: No. Tif: Watching TV? Me: No. Tif: *wink* *wink* nudge nudge Me: No. Tif: … Continue reading

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The Apartment’s on Fire! I’ll Get My Pink Hat!!

I blame my lazy, dirty neighbors for Hubby not talking to me. Me: I smell burnt toast. Hubby: ya, me too. Me: Are you cooking toast. Hubby: nope Me: Are you sure? Hubby: Babe, if I was cooking toast and … Continue reading

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